@Amethyst_2: IAN! PUT THE PORTAL DOWN! *uses magic to put sunglasses back on his face* The peace in wattpad has been restored. Anyway, while I'm at it, I should dare you guys! Seto, I dare you to make opposites of everyone!
Brooke- You're going to break the book.
Ame- Who cares?!
Vortex~ Brooke is right. You're going to break the book! And possibly the entire earth!
Portal~ LETS GET THIS GOING! I WANT TO GET ALL OF THESE DARES OVER WITH!!!
Adam~ What's up with her?
Vortex~ She has to get her wisdom teeth pulled out tomorrow.
Jerome~ How is that? Portal is thirteen, and so are you!
Vortex~ One of her wisdom teeth are not forming correctly, so the dentists are removing that one. They're removing the other three as well.
Portal~ Exactly. And I don't want to have to write this while I'm all crazy and tired and crap.
Vortex~ Alright then, we'll get this going.
Seto~ *casts a spell to make opposites of everyone (excluding Portal and Vortex)*
{(BTW, their opposites are gender opposites {also, most have the female version of their name, others have a random name I came up with at the top of my head}) Adam has Adamina. Ty has Taryn. Jason has Jayla. Mitch has Michaela. Jerome has Gerri. Ian has Johnna. Quentin has Alli. Seto has Hannah. Ryan has Ryanne.}
Portal~ *yawns* I'm kind of tired.
Vortex~ You're not even at the dentist thing yet.
Portal~ Thinking about how it's gonna go down is making me tired.
Vortex~ We should get to going on the dares then!
@ArminAOTLoverAJ: Hi!!!! I'm new and I'm also insane like you! Anyways, I dare Portal to 'make' Cupcakes with TC while Vortex and I watch! *evil laugh*
Portal~ I'm horrible at cooking though!
Vortex~ And I'm good at it...
Adam and Adamina~ You two aren't thinking of switching again, are you?
Portal~ Not until you mentioned it...
Adam~ OH POOP COGGLES!!
Vortex~ What on earth is 'poop coggles'?
Adam~ A new phrase I made instead of saying something bad...
Portal~ Thats weird.
Ian~ LETS GET TO COOKING!!!
*after we make cupcakes*
Vortex~ I'm not eating them. As far as I know, they could have 'Nade Feet' in them like those llamas did for those cookies.
Portal~ C'mon! There's only ponies in them! {PINKAMENA REFERENCE!}
Vortex~ I'm not eating one.
Portal~ Fiiiine... Armin, you try!
Armin~ *eats a cupcake* DELICIOUS LIKE SMILE DIP!!!
Portal~ *smiles like an insane person*
Vortex~ Glad I didn't eat that, then.
@epicgeekgirl: I dare TC to throw butter at Adam (TC wears squid hats). Then I dare Portal to play Bottle Slam with glass bottles of Smile Dip! :3
Portal~ WOOOOOO!!!
*TC (while wearing squid hats) throws butter at Adam and Portal wins Bottle Slam against everyone*
Vortex~ I hate that game. *crosses arms*
Jerome~ You're not the only one.
Portal~ SMILE DIP!!!
@Pinkamenakiller: Hey, Ian. Wanna make cupcakes with me? *hides a knife behind her back*
Vortex~ What's that knife for?
Pink~ Oh, uh, hehehe...
Portal~ *takes the knife* Oh! I've been missing this thing for weeks!
Vortex~ *looks at me strangely*
Pink~ Uh, yeah... That's what I was doing...
Ian~ We already made cupcakes. You want one? *passes Pink a cupcake we made earlier*
Pink~ *shrugs then eats* DELICIOUS!
Ian~ There. Saves us some time that way Portal can go.
Portal~ And we have one last dare!
@TTB124: I dare all of TC to watch one episode of My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic. XD
Portal~ I have one picked out!
Adam~ Nightmare Night?
Portal~ Hey, I love that episode. It's one of my favorites!
Vortex~ You DO know that My Little Pony is for little children, right?
Portal~ IT IS NOT FOR KIDS! IT CAN BE FOR WHOEVER YOU WANT IT TO BE!!!
Vortex~ *rolls eyes* Whatever.
*after TC watches le episode*
Adam~ What just happened in that episode?
Portal~ *sighs* You've got to be kidding me.
Vortex~ Before Portal goes on to explain what happened in that episode, she wanted to explain what she wanted you 'Test Subjects', as she calls you, should do after this chapter.
Portal~ Alrighty. So, like we said earlier, I'm having wisdom teeth removed. One of my wisdom teeth are messed up (not forming the way it should), and the oral surgeon people decided to just remove all four instead of the defect one. So, we can't update tomorrow (at least I think we won't), and I was hoping that while I recover that I wouldn't get any dares for me. So, you can dare everyone else, just not me while I'm recovering.
Vortex~ And then Portal goes back to business.
Portal~ BACK TO BUSINESS! *starts explaining MLP to Adam*
{seriously though... Don't leave very long dares tomorrow. I really am getting wisdom teeth pulled tomorrow (even though I'm 13). So, wish me the best of luck, hope I recover just fine, and can update soon. Goodbye, Test Subjects!
~portal_geek}
