@REDAVELVETA: I dare Ty to try to get Portal into a dress while he is drunk. Play out that scenario at 100% speed. O.o
Me~ You're not getting me into a dress.
Ty~ Really?
*after Ty gets you know what and tries to get me into a dress*
Ty~ WHY CAN'T YOU BE DECLAWED?!?!?!
Me~ And don't try to get me declawed either. SMILE DIP!!!! *eats Smile Dip*
