Me~ Finally! I can leave this prison.
Ian~ Me too! I don't even know why I was in here in the first place!
Me~ You somehow got into the cage and tried to kill me.
Ian~ Oh, yeah.
Me~ *eats a packet of Smile Dip, then breaks down a "wall" of the cage*
Ian~ HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE?!?!
Me~ Anything is possible if you believe hard enough.
Adam~ *throws butter at me (the butter is frozen solid)* GET YOUR OWN CATCHPHRASE!!!
Me~ *falls to the floor due to the impact with the butter* For the love of Wheatley, what did you do to that butter?!
Adam~ Stuff that only I will understand.
Me~ Golly, that hurt! *rubs head* I think I have a bruise.
Jerome~ Get to the dare!
Me~ *spawns a bottle* I can do this the easy way or the hard way. *flinches at a sudden pain on the head* OW! *drops bottle* Neither way, I guess.
@REDAVELVETA: Everyone must play with play doh! Don't eat it. It's bad....
Me~ I can't. *gets up, gets on the couch, and falls asleep*
*everyone plays with Play Doh, and soon enough I wake up to join*
Me~ You all made worms, and I made a space core. Wow.
Ian~ The worm looks delicious, though. *goes to take a bite of the worm he made*
Me~ *slaps him across the face* My brother ate Play Doh once, and he's still living. But he's kinda gone weird. {it's true, but less weird than you would think.}
Ian~ Uh, *drops play doh worm* I make cakes out of people for a living. You think that's not weird?
Me~ True, but don't do it.
Ian~ Fine...
