@DreamingCutiepie: Hey, I dare Portal to be nice.
Portal~ Hey, I ain't promising anything.
@mrtempleguy: I dare you guys to trap Ty and Ian in a room with Jeff the Killer (but they can respawn).
Portal~ You two will be fine! I'm, like, bro and sis with Jeff!
Ty and Ian~ *reluctantly go into a room with Jeff*
Portal~ *shuts door and says through door:* JEFF! BE CAREFUL WITH THESE ONES, YA HEAR?
Jeff The Killer~ *kills Ty and Ian anyway*
*the two respawn*
Portal~ *opens door* JEFF! I TOLD YOU NOT TO KILL THEM!
Jeff~ The door made your voice sound muffled. I thought you told me to kill them.
Portal~ *facepalms* Stop smiling, you goofball.
Jeff~ I technically can't. You know, my permanent smile?
Portal~ UGH. *flops to the floor*
Mailman~ *randomly appears* What...?
@REDAVELVETA: I dare TC, Portal, Vortex, even the mailman if he shows up to eat. My. Cake. *dramatic music* *smiles evilly*
Portal~ *gets off the floor* *faces mailman* Sorry you got dragged into this. *grabs cake and gives it to everyone (including the mailman and Jeff)*
*everyone but Portal spits it out*
Portal~ I don't see what the problem is! *sees note that came with cake and reads it* 'Caution: May contain pony organs.' Huh... XD
@lolzwithfiona: If Portal likes eating kittens and cats, and Vortex is the opposite, does Vortex like to eat dogs? And if they're opposite, why is Vortex not a boy? Just very random questions from my mind. :P
Portal~ Never thought of that before.
Vortex~ I honestly don't know why I'm not a boy, not would I rather be one.
Portal~ Plus, Vortex wouldn't eat any animal even if her life depended on it.
Vortex~ That's exactly why I'm vegetarian.
Portal~ Wait, I kept hearing you're vegan.
Vortex~ Vegans throw out all things of animal origin from their diet (milk, eggs, meat, etc); however, vegetarians just exclude meat from animals from their diet.
Portal~ The more ya know...
{I decided to throw a health fact in there. XD}
@TeamPony1: Make all of them watch SmileHD and CupcakesHD by MrDavey, and then afterward, answer the following question: CAN YOU DEFEAT THE ENRAGED PINKIE PIE?!
*after watching both videos*
Portal~ *laughing like crazy, then starts coughing* *voice cracking* Great, I lost my voice.
Adam~ You sure it's not puberty?
Portal~ *slaps Adam once, and he falls to the floor, unconscious*
Vortex~ *steps away from Portal*
Seto~ And I think we can all agree who would take on Enraged Pinkie Pie.
All~ Portal.
Portal~ *laughing while coughing*
Vortex~ I don't even wanna ask why this happens to you.
Portal~ *voice cracking* Now my voice's stuck like this for a while...
@SilverNinjaGaming: Portal, have you ever met my evil overlord mastermind cat named George? I doubt it! Well, I dare Portal to watch him! You can't eat, hurt, chase, or injure him! George told me to tell you to have fun being tortured!
Portal~ Great...
George~ *hops around like an innocent bunny*
Portal~ So innocent... I wanna eat it... *jumps chases after the cat*
George~ *runs*
Portal~ *gets caught by the tail by Vortex*
Vortex~ I swear, you're breaking several dares this chapter.
Portal~ *sighs angrily*
