Me~ Ian, you apparently can't count.
Ian~ I never passed in math! I played hookie in high school!
Me~ That was awkward.
@PrincessAshlea02: I told Ian no cake, even if it's the Portal game!! Now, I have to call my ghost friend Jake!!! OH, JAAAAKKEEEEE!!!!
Jake: *appears* Don't worry Ian, you're in safe hands....for now. >:3
Ian~ Pffft. I don't believe in ghosts. For all I know that could be a hologram.
Jake~ No, I'm not a hologram. *touches Ian on the shoulder*
Ian~ *looks at Jake, then screams like a girl*
Me~ You know what, Jake? Can you do something to Adam or Jerome?
Adam and Jerome~ WHY US?!
Me~ I'm married to you. *points to Adam* And you scare the crap out of me. *points to Jerome*
Jake~ Sorry, my job is for Ian only.
Me~ Aww.
Adam and Jerome~ *sighs of relief*
