@cookie29212: Okay, firstly, I wanna introduce myself to you, Vortex. I'm sure you've seen me around, but I'm Portal's insane friend. We are pretty much the exact same, except that I prefer vampires over werewolves, prefer cats over dogs, and absolutely HATE incorrect grammar. I know you will probably think I'm a total nutball since I'm, like, your counterpart, but I'm sure we can be friends too! I also wanted you to meet my twin sister, Brownie, who is the complete opposite of me and therefore may be your best friend! Lastly, I dare EVERYONE to hug GLaDOS and see what she does. Enjoy eternal testing! *maniacal laugh*
Brownie~ Hi. *waves*
Vortex~ Hi. *waves back*
Portal~ Cookie! I didn't know you had an opposite!
Cookie~ *shrugs* I've kept her a secret.
Portal~ Well, okai then! Lets hug GLaDOS!
GLaDOS~ No. *threatens to use neurotoxin*
Portal~ Okay, okay, fine!
Jerome~ Another dare!
@Craicrai: I dare me and Portal to go around the world stealing ALL THE SMILE DIP! And Ian! Wanna bake a cake?! *smiles* It's gonna be special! *pushes Ian out of the room* Ian's biggest fear is burnt cakes. So we will all make a burnt cake for Ian's birthday!
Portal and Crai~ *go all around the world to get Smile Dip*
Everyone else (minus Ian)~ *making burnt cake*
*Crai and Portal come back*
Ian~ *smells something burning* *screams and runs off*
Portal~ Well, what do ya know?
Vortex~ What made it worse is that no one knew how to cook other than me.
Adam~ I don't know if I want to do the next dare...
Portal~ C'mon, it can't be that bad!
Vortex~ Lets just see it.
@Kestellbailey: I dare Adam to make out with Vortex, and I dare Jerome to get a hundred syringes from Portal.
Vortex~ Uh, I'd rather not...
Adam~ SEE?!
Portal~ I don't feel like giving him syringes. {yes, I know what you mean} Maybe later, though!
Jerome~ *hides*
Portal~ Maybe after this chapter. *rubs hands together evilly*
Vortex~ I'm not making out with anyone!
Adam~ I'm with you. NO!
Portal~ Hey, Vortex is gonna get her first punishment dare! How sweet?
Vortex~ I'd do anything else to not make out with anyone!
