Me~ This is so awkward!!!!
Adam~ And me being your spouse is not?
Me~ Well, that's the second most.
@Kandyfox: I dare Jerome and Mitch to go without Betty, Sky has to marry Butter and accidentally eat "her", and everyone else fights over Portal. I waaaaannnnnaaaaaa join!!!!!
Me~ Sure, you can join the craziness.
Mitch~ Where's our Betty, biggums?
Jerome~ *searches bag o' axes* Don't see her.
Kandy~ I hid her. XD
Mitch and Jerome~ O-O
Me~ *laughing*
Adam~ But I'm already married.
Me~ I don't care!
Adam~ Butter! *grabs a stick of butter*
Kandy~ No, the squid. *shows him Butter on the leash*
Adam~ How'd he/she stay alive?! I didn't feed it!!!!!
Kandy~ I don't know. *shrugs*
*after getting married*
Adam~ This is gross. *eats Butter*
Me~ It's disgusting to watch! Ugh! *covers eyes*
Kandy~ Now for the fight!
Me~ I gots an idea! Guys, whoever wins bottle slam wins me.
TC (not Adam, Jerome, or Mitch)~ *throw bottles at each other at the exact same time*
Me~ Wow, this is awkward. Everyone lost.
