Me~ Hey Adam! It's for you!
Adam~ Not the torture!
@llamma_lover: I DARE ADAM! I knew what you were gonna say and I don't like it. Nope. I'm not gonna torture you. Have you heard of Kevin? Carl's brother? Go spend an hour with him and then come back.
Adam~ This shouldn't be too bad.
Me~ I know what he does. It's less horrible than Carl.
Adam~ Okaaaay.
*he leaves, then comes back!*
Me~ So, how'd it go?
Adam~ Kevin's nicer, but he has a strange craving for hands.
Me~ Well, that's great.