@Murderer-Love: I like torturing Mitch, so how about I dare him to...DYE HIS HAIR PINK! XD TORTURE!
Mitch~ GODDAMNIT!
Portal~ Well, this random pink hair dye I have comes to use now!
Vortex~ Why do you have it in the first place?
Portal~ I was gonna magically dye someone's hair to look like Souda from Dangan Ronpa 2. X3
Vortex~ *facepalm* I'm not even going to question that logic...
*TIME SKIP OF HAIR DYING*
Mitch~ I hate my life............ *flips everyone off*
Portal~ *shoves Mitch into the corner of the room* No potty hands! XD
Mitch~ *sticks out his tongue*
Portal~ While he's over there, I got some news, and it has to do with the Sims game that Madison's got!
Vortex~ Wait, what?
Portal~ Oh, I never told you yet! *catches Vortex up on the Sims VortexSorcerer family*
Vortex~ And you're doing this because...?
Portal~ Cookie and I were curious to see what VortexSorcerer children would look like!
Vortex~ Okay......?
Portal~ Anyway, Cookie has updated me on the news! You have two sons, and you're expecting a third! :3
Vortex~ *facepalm* I can't believe you're actually okay with your friend making characters based off of me and Seto and making them have children...
Portal~ The last two Cookie didn't even control! It just happened! It's proof that VortexSorcerer is the OTP!
Vortex~ Just...shhhhh... *puts finger up to Portal's mouth* Seto and I love each other very much, yes, but that doesn't mean that we're the world's one true pairing. I don't even know if he wants children or not.
Portal~ But if he did, and you did too, would you-
Vortex~ Ah! Shhhhh! *blushing from knowing what Portal was going to ask* Just wait. Fate will happen when the time comes.
Portal~ *rolls eyes* Admit it already! You wanna carry Seto's children!
Mitch~ SHUT UP AND END THE CHAPTER ALREADY.
Portal~ GODDAMNIT MITCH, YOU SHUT UP! DX
