(Hope you guys like the SPECIAL edit I made for Portal for this chapter. XD)
@REDAVELVETA: I dare Vortex to dress up a person of her choice as a poor kid and put them on the doorstep of an orphanage, ring the doorbell, and run and record it. That person (or 'kid') has to stay there until adopted. (No one out of the 'gang' can adopt the 'orphan'.)
Vortex~ I know just the person!
Portal~ I'd love to see the sucker that has to-
Vortex~ Portal, you're that sucker.
Portal~ WAIT WHAT?!
Vortex~ Get her dressed!
Portal~ NOOOO.
Vortex~ Yes!
*time skip of having to use a knock-out spell to make Portal fall asleep and Vortex (in private) changing Portal to the sorta outfit from the media (which is pretty much just a red dress)*
Vortex~ Portal, wake up!
Portal~ *mumbling*Five more minutes...
Adam~ *screaming in Portal's ear* PORTAL!
Portal~ *eyes shoot open and she jumps of surprise, holding her ears* WAS IT NECESSARY TO KILL MY EARDRUMS?!
Adam~ Yes! *derp*
Vortex~ Portal, I've got a packet of Smile Dip with me!
Portal~ Really?! *eyes grow big like a kid's reaction to candy*
Vortex~ Yeah! Here you go! *gives Portal a packet*
Portal~ *quickly scarfs it down, and immediately feels light-headed* Was that REALLY Smile Dip...? *passes out*
Vortex~ *smiling* No, it wasn't. *pulls out a pen and paper and writes a note* Alright, we're all good!
Seto~ You seem a bit over excited!
Vortex~ I've been waiting to do this dare for the longest time! *she and Seto both hold onto Portal's arms and teleport in front of an orphanage, leave the note with Portal, set the 'orphan' up like she's fallen asleep next to the door, and leave*
-the following morning-
Orphanage Worker~ Oh, what do we have for the news today? *opens front door to find Portal asleep with the note attached to her shirt* Oh my! *grabs Portal and takes her inside* Susan, we've got another!
Susan~ My gosh, the poor little girl... *looks at Portal with a sensitive smile* John, get her into a bed. *takes the note and reads it aloud* 'Dear people who work at this orphanage, I am the sister of this girl you have probably just found. I have run out of money, and can't keep up with her anymore. I am near mortgage, and have decided my needs over my younger sister's. I hope she can find a place here. Sincerely, (name is blurred)' Aww, the poor dear!
John~ I will get her to a bed right away! *starts to take off*
Portal~ *slowly wakes up and finds herself in John's arms* *starts freaking out* WHERE AM I?! WHO ARE YOU?! WHERE ARE MY FRIENDS?!
Susan~ It's okay, sweetie. *smiles calmly* You'll make great friends here.
Portal~ I FREAKING WANT NOTHING TO DO WITH YOU! LEAVE ME THE HECK ALONE! *tries to get out of John's arms*
Susan~ My dear, what's got you upset?
Portal~ *suddenly remembers the dare* *angrily mumbles 'Vortex'*
John~ *takes Portal to an empty room in the orphanage to rest in*
(Well, I guess I'm up for adoption. XD
UHHH....adopt me, I guess? XD)
