Portal~ No! Don't let him!
Vortex~ What? They're just sunglasses.
@PINKFLUFFYDRAGON: Okay, I have a dare. I dare Ian to take his sunglasses off.
Portal~ If he takes his sunglasses off, he goes into Derp Ian that bakes everyone into cakes!
Vortex~ So it's like a Cannibal Activator?
Portal~ *shrugs* Pretty much. GARCIE, YOU DONT KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE!!!
Ian~ *hesitates, then takes off his sunglasses, revealing derp eyes* WHO WANTS TO KNOW WHAT I DID WITH MY CAKE?! *holds up a cake like Simba from The Lion King*
Portal~ NO ONE WANTS TO KNOW!
Vortex~ Um... I'm gonna hide now... *disappears*
Portal~ What the heck?! I'm only a wolf hybrid, but my opposite is a wolf hybrid WITH SORCERER POWERS?! NO FAIR!
Ian~ LIFE ISN'T FAIR! *grabs Portal's arm and tries to take her away*
Portal~ HALP! *squirming*
Ian~ Perfect ingredient... Wolf hybrid... THIS WILL MAKE MILLIONS!!!
Portal~ I'D RATHER NOT BE EATEN ALIVE! SOMEONE HELP!!!
