Me~ Ian, you're gonna hate this!
Ian~ NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
@PrincessAshlea02: Am I the only one who doesn't want to torture Adam?? Anyways, Ian has to go 5 episodes without cake, or I shall punish him!! :3
Ian~ How am I going to live?!?!?!
Me~ Just remember, Ian, "The cake is a lie."
Ian~ What does that mean?!
Me~ Play a game called "Portal", and you'll get it.
Ian~ Okay. *goes on computer, buys Portal (the game), and starts playing it*
