82. steven grant headcanons

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His #1 song on his spotify wrapped is I Only Have Eyes For You by The Flamingos

Steven makes the poppingest cup of tea you've ever had in your god damn life

he takes his tea with no cream and two sugar cubes. his go-to garnish is fresh mint

london is drizzly as fuck but he keeps a little fresh mint plant from the farmer's market on the one singular window sill in his flat for that exact purpose

He'll buy the most mangled thing he can find in the store (i.e. the last candle or plant or whatever with a manufacturing flaw) to take it home because he feels like no one will love it except him and he feels bad

(it's true he told me so himself)

He takes an absurd amount of vitamins every morning because he fully thinks that will solve all his problems

If you bought him the longhorn build-a-bear he'd probably cry

He would name it Smitty and give it lil reading glasses

He's obsessed with the Night at the Museum movies and he finds it funny when you do a double take after he tells you

as if you couldn't pinpoint it immediately upon looking at him the first time. he worked in a museum gift shop. c'mon

He makes mixtapes on cassette sometimes. He has an old recorder from the 90s and god forbid the day it goes out because he can't find a replacement for it anywhere.

When he gets boba with anything he always spends fifteen minutes trying to suck up the leftover boba at the bottom through his straw rather than just taking the plastic off and dump it into his mouth.

(you know, the proper way to consume boba)

He's always kinda wanted to do up his flat like the Jungle Room from Graceland but he doesn't have the time or the budget for it but wouldn't it be sick to have a zebra print couch

one time he added it to his shopping list and marc immediately deleted it but don't tell him that

Steven's actually really good at painting nails. One time he sat down and grabbed a little bottle of blue polish and started painting your toenails while telling you about his day. He even put little holographic stickers on them for decoration.

You had no idea how to tell him you were obsessed with that little quirk so you just joked that he should get his beauty license.

he has an extremely sensitive ass and you use that to your advantage. he jumps to the ceiling every time you give his ass a lil pinch and then he blushes and curls into himself like an armadillo

it's ok you make it up to him by showering him with kisses

his love language is acts of service. he will cook for you until you can't eat any more. he goes shopping for you and cleans your apartment because?? he just wants to and he loves you and he knows you'll appreciate it

he thinks glasses and a hat are a good disguise

if you tried to get him to drink alcohol he would take one sniff of it and want to puke

he'll have a virgin strawberry margarita though. with whipped cream and a cherry on top

he can tie knots in cherry stems with his tongue. that's the one thing he does that really solidifies your feelings for him

like on your first date you go out for drinks. and yes you thought he was hot to begin with but then he pops the cherry stem from his drink in his mouth and spits it out five seconds later fully knotted and that was so sexy for no damn reason and now you're looking for the first chance you get to jump his bones

if he had to have one single kink to live with for the rest of his life he would say cockwarming. but he wouldn't use that word, he'd just describe the act to you in detail because he doesn't know what it's called

"you know when, like, you're done having sex but you don't pull out you just- like, you just stay inside for a bit." "so... cockwarming?" "what"

when he cuddles you he kinda rubs his head on you like a cat

you don't even think he realizes he's doing it and you don't mention it to him, you just think it's really cute

the first time Steven says 'i love you' is like a week after you start dating and he's so scared after he says it that he turns around and walks straight into a plate glass door.

you say it back while you're holding an ice pack to his head. it's very on brand

Marc is rolling his eyes the entire time

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