The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch
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    The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch

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    Because the title is probably to long: The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch Y/n, Shalnark, and Killua become online friends, and all of them are sleep deprived idiots with more mental issues than you can count. Or A story where Y/n...

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    Eat food, drink water, and get 5+ hours of drugs today or I won't do anything. There's literally no threat. 


    I can't believe Costal sent us home...
    Well, he sent me home, he specifically told Killua to "Leave and go anywhere but your home"
    ...I should've gone with him. I want to kick down the Pedophile-guy's card tower. 
    Immortal until proven mortal.
    Wait... are they in a call without me!? Killua can't cause enough chaos on his own! We can't give Shark Tank a break! 
    Y/n has joined the call
    "Oh god no... I mean, hello Y/n!" Shalnark greeted. 
    "Rude. Now, how dare you have a call without me."
    "I tried to invite you but Shark Tank-"
    "I did nothing! Haha... Killua shut up and I'll buy you Chocolate robots. Haha, nothing to see here!" 
    "Mhm... Anygays. What were you even doing without me? I mean, I'm the only reason hanging out is fun." 
    "Shark Tank was giving me a PowerPoint presentation on-"
    "Why we should save the trees! Haha! Definitely that! ...Stay away."
    "I can see the chat. There's literally a messsage with the name of the presentation. 'Why Y/n is a bitch'." I deserve it. But still, ouch.
    "Killua did it!"
    Shalnark has left the call
    "What!? No I didn't!" 
    "...The presentation also says by Shalnark. He's a fucking idiot."
    "...Y/n."
    "I know, I know. I'll go drink some bleach." 
    "Major L."
    "Anygays, we should make PowerPoint presentations. It's technically not a theory if it's a PowerPoint presentation." I suggested.
    "As long as you make nothing about my family I'll accept it." 
    "Deal." 
    Five hours later
    Shalnark has joined the call
    "Shalnark! My good friend! How are you?" I asked.
    "I don't like the vibe you're giving..."
    "That's great! Me and Killua made a couple PowerPoint presentations! And you get to see them!"
    "This doesn't sound like it's an option."
    "It's not! I'll be going first."
    HOW TO MAKE THE TREES SCREAM
    BY: I'M DEFINITELY NOT A RACCOON
    "What the fuck is wrong with the title..."
    "Nothing. It's perfect."
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