The Lion, The Witch, And The Audacity Of This Bitch

VOTING

This is voting for the next fanfic I write. There is a chance where I say fuck it and completely ignore your votes and just do whatever I want. But I wanna see what you guys would like me to write next.

YOU CAN ONLY VOTE FOR TWO OF THE OPTIONS, BECAUSE IF YOU VOTE FOR ALL OF THEM THEN THE VOTING BECOMES POINTLESS FOR ME:((

Option 1

Title:  Murder should be socially acceptable. A PowerPoint created by
Y/n.

Basically Y/n is Hisoka's sister (same age as Gon and Killua for plot purposes) and apparently growing up with Hisoka is considered child endangerment.

Gon and Kurapika try to give Y/n morals.

Killua and Leorio do the exact opposite.

Trigger warnings:
Story contains:
•H*soka
•Less important triggers

Option 2

Title: Manipulate, Manwhore, Manslaughter

Kurapika decides against killing the troupe and instead befriends (seduces, because it's funnier, who cares about age when you can have crack) the Phantom troupe.

Now, whenever Kurapika gets the chance, he makes comments like "Was that before or after you killed my family?"

The troupe members are trying their best. But killing someone else's family to get gifts for Kurapika also doesn't work, for some reason...

Phantom troupe: I murder someone's family to steal things for you
Kurapika: oh that reminds about the time you killed my clan!:D
Phantom troupe: we said we were sorry:(

—Trauma, absolutely, definitely not taken seriously—

Option 3

Title: the author doesn't know yet, please give ideas😭😭

Y/n is child.

Uvogin and Nobunaga have bad habit of attempting to get children into troupe, except it actually works this time.

They end up joining the Phantom troupe at the very old age of 5, because of main character luck of course.. :)

ew, there's a clown

Update: Y/n is somehow friends with the clown now, send help.

Chrollo: child??? for me???? to adopt???
Hisoka: actually I'll be taking that, thank you very much
Chrollo: *🎶Jealousy jealousy🎶😭😭*

Hisoka: *betrays troupe*
Y/n: oh okay, I'll just go with Hisoka then-
Troupe: no bby we love you, don't leave us

Basically the plot for this fanfic:
•Chrollo is a jealous mother(Like this fanfic's Shalnark, but worse)
•Y/n accidentally doesn't hate Hisoka, immediately starts going through the 5 stages of grief.
•Y/n gets kidnapped so often that it turns into Capture The Flag, ..again.
•So many illegal activities
•Phantom troupe: we love you bby
Y/n: yeah but this homeless clown thing
Chrollo: *cries*

Option four

Title: again, author doesn't know please donate ideas

Random Phantom troupe crack, because I can~

Basically just what it's like living with the troupe. But it's all out of character and crack

Filmed sit-com style.

(Won't follow canon, like at all-)

Chapter ideas include:

•Chrollo being a disappointed Motherᵀᴹ for ten minutes
•A whole chapter of Shalnark fake-crying and shit to get what he wants from his fellow troupe members (and someone they kidnapped)
•Truth or dare gone terribly wrong
•Monopoly gone somehow worse

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I also have a Hisoka works at McDonald's fanfic that I was writing,

but my sleep got fixed so I'm no longer nocturnal

Which wouldn't be a problem but I'm legally only allowed to write that fanfic between the hours of 3-4 am

So I'll write that whenever I fuck my sleep schedule up again<3