They Swear in Front of the Children

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A/N: Another two-parter! Part 2 will be up after this.

In case it wasn't obvious already, this is during your marriage.

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Tanjiro:

You had been peacefully peeling peaches when you heard your husband grunt in pain.

"Shit!" He hissed, his knife clattering to the table as he grabbed for a nearby cloth.

You paused at the same moment that your child looked up innocently from where they were eating one of the peaches.

"Daddy?" They began, making Tanjiro's eyes grow wide, looking up from where he was nursing his bleeding hand. "What does shit mean?"

"It's not a nice word," you interjected, shooting him a look before he could even open his mouth. "Don't repeat that, okay?"

"Okay Mommy." They went back to chewing their fruit.

"Sorry, dear," he murmured in your ear. "It cut me pretty deep - I'm gonna take a break to patch up my hand."


Nezuko:

Your wife wasn't known for saying much, as so long without using her voice had made it a bit difficult to speak sometimes. Unfortunately, one of the first things she relearned how to say were swears.

While you were giving your child a bath, your wife was brushing her teeth. The toothbrush accidentally dropped from her hands, and you could hear her say a gargled "Dammit" as she went to grab it from the countertop.

"Mommy, Mama swore!" Your child said in a stage-whisper, eyes wide.

Nezuko paused, turning to stare at the two of you in bewilderment. Pausing to spit out the toothpaste into the sink, she guiltily ducked her head. "Sorry, (y/n)."

"It's alright, it was a slip." You smiled up at her and turned to your child. "Don't repeat the word Mama said, okay? That is not a nice word to say around others."

"Okay, I won't." They nodded, all childlike seriousness, and it was so cute you couldn't help but press kisses to their cheeks.


Zenitsu:

Early in the morning, you and your child were startled awake by your husband shouting. "FUCK! OW!"

"Babe?" You called in concern, slipping out of bed and tying a robe over your nightwear.

Hurrying out of the bedroom, you found him in the living room, clutching his foot with angry tears welling up in his eyes.

"Sorry if I woke you," he apologized through clenched teeth. "Just... just stubbed my toe. Really hard."

"Daddy?" Your child asked, brow furrowed. "Are you okay?"

"Yeah, sorry," he answered, reaching over to ruffle their hair.

Your child feigned annoyance at the touch, fixing their hair before leaning over and whispering to you, "What does fuck mean?"

Your husband turned bright red from embarrassment, turning away from your sharp glance as you quietly explained, "That's a very rude word that you should never repeat, okay?"

"Okay." Satisfied with that, your child snuggled back into you and closed their eyes.


Inosuke:

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