(REQUESTS CLOSED) Kimetsu no Yaiba Scenarios

The Birds and the Bees

REQUESTED BY: Wolfie897

A/N: If your child asked your spouse where babies come from. (As always, everyone is aged-up and you are married.)

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Tanjiro:

He's blushing, but he's handling it like a pro. He explains the process in a way they can understand (and answers any questions they have) with relative calm.

Nezuko:

Nezuko is blushing and poking her fingers together, gesturing to you so that you can tell them. You laugh in amusement at her reaction before telling the child.

Zenitsu:

Zenitsu is a blushing, stuttering mess as he tries to explain it gently to them, but they end up not understanding and just go to you instead.

Inosuke:

Inosuke tells them bluntly, "I had sex with your mom."

When they ask what sex is, he tells them just as straight-forward about what happens.

Giyuu:

Even though Giyuu looks calm, inside he's screaming as he tries to explain to your child about procreation. He does his best to explain it in a way they understand, but still ends up pulling you aside to help him explain.

Kyojuro:

Kyojuro's had some experience with this kind of thing, so he smiles, sits your child down, and gives them a condensed version that they can understand.

Muichiro:

Muichiro pauses for a moment, unsure of how to go about this. When he spots you, he brings you into it to help him explain (as he's too embarrassed to do it alone).

Shinobu:

Shinobu is all too cheerful as she sits your child down and gives them a careful, technical version of what happens. She explains any terms they don't know and makes sure they understand before sending them off.

Gyomei:

Gyomei is patient as he explains what happens in a way they'll understand (but not too graphically). His face is slightly pink, but he remains calm as he explains, which greatly impresses you.

Sanemi:

He's blushing and slightly stuttering as he tries to explain without being too graphic or technical. Eventually though, your child just goes to you to ask. (He's kind of sulky about that afterwards, much to your amusement.)

Akaza:

Akaza blushes and asks your help to tell them. Between the two of you, your child understands and thanks you before asking about the day you adopted them, as they were too young to recall.

Douma:

Douma cheerfully tells them that they're adopted (which they knew already) before passing off the explanation to you, as he has no idea how to tell a child without being too graphic with it.

Kokushibo:

Kokushibo hesitates before finding you and passing the duty off to you, disappearing until later, when he knew you'd explained it to your child. (Later on he apologizes, explaining that it felt too awkward and he couldn't find the right words to say.)

Muzan:

Muzan seems a bit too cheerful as he tells them a condensed, technical version about what happens to make a baby. Later on your child goes to you, puzzled about some things and wanting to clarify, and after you finish correcting them you go to your husband and ask him why in the hell he explained it in that much detail. (He seems to revel in your irritation, patting your head with a chuckle.)

Yoriichi:

Yoriichi's face has a faint blush on it and he's a little less composed than usual as he explains it gently. Your child soaks it in and understands it immediately, baffling you (you knew they took after their father, but not that much.)