NAMES & NICKNAMES
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[ haechan & minji ]💩hyuck
sooowhen do we start this little shenanigan
of ours?minge
rlly? shenanigan?what are you twelve?
💩hyuck
yesnow answer the question
minge
alright alrightbut i don't think we should start right away
💩hyuck
wdym?minge
yk we can't just suddenly be in a relationship
out of nowhere, especially since the breakup
is still so freshwe gotta ease into it
💩hyuck
i see your pointminge
and it's not like people really see us get
along at school eitherit'll be weird if we just happen to like each
other all of the sudden💩hyuck
what if we go to a party and 'happen
to run into each other' and we just start
talkingminge
everybody knows i would never ever
voluntary just start talking to you💩hyuck
ouchbut true
minge
this is gonna be more difficult than i
thoughthow can we make this relationship seem
believable💩hyuck
well for starters, i suggest you change
my contact name to haechanminge
you don't even know what it is💩hyuck
it's 💩hyuckyou've had it since you first added me
to your phoneminge
fine, then change mine from minge to
ANYTHING else💩hyuck
hdhahahaha okay but you gotta admit
that nickname is pretty funnyminge
nonow change it ddongfuck
💩hyuck
stopppppyou change mine as well
minge
donehyuck
did you change it to haechan? you
know i don't like my real namejiji
yep iknowi changed it to haechan
did you change mine to minji?
hyuck
yeahjiji
goodnow what else is there to help us sell
of this fake dating thinghyuck
we should pretend to hide our
relationship so people won't think this
whole thing is stagedjiji
that's a good idea nglhyuck
i knowjiji
🙄🙄hyuck
but do we "suddenly become interested"
in each other?jiji
easyyou know how your constant flirting always
ticks me offhyuck
suree, i know you like itjiji
shut up and just listenwe'll just use that to create this tension
between ushyuck
we already have this sexual tensionyou just haven't given in yet😌
jiji
*pretended to give inhyuck
no need to pretend sweetheartjiji
i find you repulsivehyuck
yet you asked me to pose as your
fake boyfriendi think that's just an excuse for you to
be closer to mejiji
i hate youhyuck
oh but you love me thoughand i don't see you denying it
jiji
i picked you bc i know ur the only person i
know who's desperate enough for revenge
to agree with this whole thinghyuck
not as desperate as you babyjiji
ur not my fake bf yetso spare me the disgusting nicknames
hyuck
can't promise that pookiejiji
you disgust mehyuck
just admit you want me angeljiji
this is torturehyuck
i'll help you ease the pain darlingjiji
donghyucki swear to god
you make me sick
now goodbye before you make me
throw uphyuck
get well soon beautifuljiji
GOODBYE
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author's note!
what do you guys think of the dynamic between minji and donghyuck?
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𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐞, lee haechan
FanfictionLIE LIE LIE | 거짓말 a girl who is desperate for revenge and the boy she can't stand ( lee haechan x fem.oc ) college au