Lucifer: *watching the kids* .. I just don't think they're going to be evil.
Chris: They both literally look exactly like me. I don't know why you thought they would be.
Lucifer: *sighs and leans into him* Clearly I should fuck the shit out of you until my genes win.
Chris: *pushes him away* No.
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Dawn: *giggles while holding Fern* Isn't he so cute! Look at him!
Faz: He's adorable! *a little concerned* Should you be holding him?
Dawn: Yes! He's my little brother.
Faz: He's my little brother too. Can I hold him?
Dawn: No. You might drop him. *kisses Fern's cheek*
Fern: *cooes and starts chirping*
Chris: *walks out from the kitchen once he hears the chirping* Fernie~
Fern: *giggles and chirps excitedly*
Angelo: *runs outta the kitchen and beats Chris to the kids* Hi babies!
Dawn: Daddy! *beams*
Fern: *cooes and holds his arms out*
Chris: *offended* My babies!
Angelo: You snooze you lose. *picks them both up*
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Lucifer: *grumbles unhappily* I don't like leaving you and the kids here by yourself.
Chris: *rattles unhappily* I'm not useless. I can protect them.
Lucifer: I never said that. I just want you all to be safe.
Chris: *hisses at him* It was one time!-
Lucifer: It's been one time too many times! Your home was burned down only a few months ago, they know what lives in these woods that's why they won't leave.
Chris: *swishes his tail around unhappily and refuses to look at him* I can handle it.
Lucifer: *cups his face* If you can't, that's fine. Just come to me or Angelo.
Chris: *rattles unhappily and pulls his face away walking off*
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He's butthurt because he thinks Lucifer thinks he can't protect his kids or his forest properly
I have work and I am sad about it :'[
