Chris: *glaring at Lucifer* I don't know why you had to tell the whole world we're fiancés! I told you I didn't want to get involved with the drama side of things!
Lucifer: *rubs his forehead* I know it's not.. Ideal but-
Chris: I've had multiple humans snoop over my forest in the past few days and you are so lucky I don't shred them to pieces!
Angelo: *gently grabs Chris's arms* Calm down honey-
Chris: *hisses unhappily* They're following my kids.
Lucifer: *cringes* Im sorry baby. I'll sort everything out alright?
Angelo: *gives Chris a hug* We'll get the kids now okay?
Chris: *buries his face in his hair, trying to settle down*
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I am speed. I am actually just getting up for a moment so decided to post this. I need more ideas for this au tbh
