Chris: *looks at Lucifer blankly* Can you stop?
Angelo: *hugging his legs with his face smooshed up against his ass* Stop what?
Chris: Biting my ass.
Angelo: *raises an eyebrow* Bitch. This is my ass. *buries his face in his ass*
Chris: *deadpans* Lucifer get your husband!
Lucifer: I don't control him. He's his own person or whatever.
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Lucifer: *pulls Chris into his lap* Why are you so cold with us?
Chris: I don't know what you mean.
Max: Dad!
Chris: *gets out of lucifer's lap and smiles at him* Hi baby.
Max: Can you babysit Amelio for me? I'm taking Jerry and Coal on a date!
Chris: Of course baby!
Lucifer: Bruh.
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Faz: Why haven't you married them yet?
Chris: I've only dated them for like 2 months.
Faz: It's been way longer then that! *laughs*
Chris: *stares at him confused* What.
Alex: It's been a while da. You just don't have any concept of time, always in that forest of yours.
Chris: .. Oh.
