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Raven: I just think that you should apologise. *pushes Max's face against the wall* Like a good boy.

Max: *rumbles unhappily and whines* I said sorry like a million times!

Raven: Uh huh. *bites his ear*

Max: *whimpers* I'm sorry!

Raven: Yeah what I thought. *kisses his cheek*

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Blue: *snuggled up with Jerry on the couch, giving him kisses* I missed you.

Jerry: *smiles softly and bumps heads with him gently* I missed you too sweetie.

Blue: *wags his tail and hugs him more* You look even prettier in person.

Jerry: *gushes* oh stop it~

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Tyler: *sitting on the couch hugging his legs*

Felix: Hello! *hugs him* What are you doin stinka butt?

Tyler: *leans into him* I dunno. Alt tabbing out of existence I guess.

Felix: Oh. *pouts*

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Faz: I have a massive shlong. Get out of my way. *attempts to push Jamey out of the way*

Jamey: *gives him a look* Faz.

Faz: *gasps and sasses him* Jamey.

Jamey: I will bend you over that bed-

Faz: Ah! You better cut out the attitude before I give you a spanking bitch!

Jamey: ...

Faz: You into it?

Jamey: Yeah a little.

Faz: *beams* Great!

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Alex: *growls and rolls over, huffing a bit* Brody!

Brody: What? What did I do? *pouting*

Alex: You bit me asshole!

Brody: I would never!

Alex: You bit me on the ass!

Brody: Nuh uh!

Alex: Yes you did! *kicks him off the bed*

Brody: *thuds onto the ground and snorts with a grin* Not my fault you got a good ass.

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Flaz: I don't need your negativity,  beansprout. *waves Mel off*

Mel: *deadpans* You wanna play this game?

Flaz: No. You smell bad. Smelly Melly.

Mel: *growls a bit* Flaz I'm warning you. Remember who's stronger.

Flaz: I'll tell dad you're being a fucking dick then.

Mel: You started it!

Flaz: Cry.

Mel: *tackles him*

Tammy: *gasps* Oh no! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Loren: *sighs while watching them* .... Well at least it's not in front of clients this time?

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Andy: I like to think that I'm an aeroplane sometimes.

Jake: ... Why?

Andy: Because they're cool? Duh. *looks at Lane with a funny face while gesturing to Jake* This guy.

Lane: *deadpans* I don't know why you think you're a plane either?

Andy: *gasps*

Damien: Oh i know! It's because he's mentally ill!

Andy: This fella gets it! *hugs Damien tight*

Jake+Lane: Oh.

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I'm projecting lol- I don't think I'm a plane but I am mentally ill lmao

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Dawn: *croons at Fern while preening his little wings* Aw they're so pretty! They're like my wings!

Fern: *smiles sleepily up at her*

Dawn: *cooes and hugs him* Wanna show daddy? He'll be so excited! *beams*

Fern: *nods and holds his hands up for her*

Dawn: *picks him up wobbly and carries him to the living room* Daddy! Guess what?!

Chris: *pops his head out of the kitchen* What is it blossom- oh my goodness! Fern you shapeshifted! *beams* You did great my baby! *goes over to them and scoops em both up* Oh wow! Dawn you preened his wings beautifully baby. *kisses her forehead* We'll have to show mommy and dad yeah?

Dawn: Yes!

Fern: *nods happily and hugs him tight, sleepy and yawns*

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Idk random I'm going to bed now :)

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