Max: Are you still mad at me?
Coal: Yes but if you give me a bj I'll forgive you.
Max: *squints at him* Fine.
Coal: Great. *lays back happily* You also have to fuck the shit out of Jerry too.
Max: Would've done that anyway. *gets between his legs*
Jerry: *cuffed to the bed with a gag in his mouth* Mm. *kicks them both unhappily*
Coal: Hey! I'll shove that weird egg thing in your ass again if you keep up the attitude!
Max: Yeah bitch! Behave!
Coal: Don't call him a bitch.
Max: Fine. You're a bitch.
Coal: *growls*
Max: Wait I'm sorry- *gets yanked forward by his hair*
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Max: I just feel like I'm getting really bitched out lately.
Jamey: Maybe don't be an asshole then people won't have to put you in your place.
Max: You're an asshole.
Jamey: *stares at him*
Max: *covers his mouth* It slipped. I'm sorry.
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Max: Alright my love, let me romance the hell out of you~
Jerry: *giggles and nods his head* Okay~
Max: *clears his throat* Im gonna rock your world baby, but you have to promise to be a good kitty alright?
Jerry: *blushes a little and raises an eyebrow* Yeah? Alright.
Max: *beams and gives him a present*
Jerry: *takes it carefully and opens it* ... *looks up at him*
Max: *all giddy* Do you like it?
Jerry: *takes out the cat ears, collar, leash, mittens and panties* .. I love it! I'll be your kitty~
Coal: *pokes his head in the door* I wanna join!
Max: Fine but you have to be my kitten too- I'm the master alright?
Coal: .. Fine. *walks in*
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