Max: *pouting* I just don't think this is fair at all.
Chris: *arms crosses* Apologize.
Max: *huffs a little and rolls his eyes* I'm sorry, step-daddy. *looks at Lucifer with a blank face*
Lucifer: Don't call me that.
Max: Daddy-in-law.
Lucifer: Not that either. Just Lucifer or Satan. Or ruler of the underworld
Max: Daddy Satan.
Chris: *hisses a little* Maximilian.
Max: *pouts* Ugh, fine! Sorry.
Chris: *relaxes a bit* Good boy.
Max: *stops pouting with a grin and wags his tail, shoving his face in Chris's chest, hugging him tight*
Chris: *hugs him back* Aw my baby~ *pets him*
Lucifer: *rolls his eyes*
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Angelo: *sitting in Chris's lap* Let me have your soul.
Lucifer: Why do you get it? Let me have it.
Chris: *rolls his eyes* No.
Angelo: *pouts* Why not!
Chris: Because it's mine.
Lucifer: Lame excuse. Once we're married, we have to share everything.
Chris: Interesting.
Angelo: *hugs him tighter* Yeah! *gives him kisses*
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Max: So Dawn, what do we say to Papa?
Dawn: You fuck!
Max: Exactly.
Dawn: What does you fuck mean?
Max: It means you're the best.
Dawn: *gasps* Oh!
~later~
Dawn: You fuck. *smiles up at Angelo*
Angelo: *looks at her with a tilt of his head* What?
Dawn: You fuck! *grins*
Angelo: *laughs a bit and picks her up* Who taught you that?
Dawn: I just know it!
Angelo: Wanna show daddy and Papa?
Dawn: Yes!
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