Angelo: They've been staying there so much lately. *pouts* I miss them.
Lucifer: Tell them to come home then.
Angelo: I don't wanna ruin their fun!
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Chris: *making breakfast for the kids* Do you guys have a safe way to school planned?
Alex: Yep! Through the woods like everyday dad.
Jerry: You guys walk through the woods? Isn't there like a serial killer that rips your eyes out if you go in there?
Chris: I've lived here for years, I've never encountered a serial killer and I would defiantly know. *completely oblivious to the fact that he is the "serial killer"* I can walk with you boys if you would like?
Max: *groans* Dad we're not babies.
Faz: We've walked through there so many times.
Jamey: Same. It's peaceful and it feels safe.
Chris: *croons at Jamey* Aww I'm glad you feel safe! *proud of himself and starts serving breakfast*
Max: He's going to totally motherhen us now, good job Jamey.
Jamey: *confused*
Alex: Instincts and shit. *waves him off*
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I feel like the forest would have a massive conspiracy like about a murderer or serial killer because Chris will not hesitate to steal a bitches eyes
