Felix: *whines and buries their face into John's back while hugging him*
John: *talking to Jamey happily*
Jamey: *looks at Felix with a raised eyebrow and looks back at John*
John: They're a bit upset at the moment. *pats Felix's arm* Natty, Mike and Ty went out for lunch with the kids and Feli insisted that i had company.
Felix: *hisses and holds him possessively while glaring at Jamey* Coz you'll try to fuck him.
Jamey: *raises an eyebrow* I wouldn't try to fuck him. I'd get his consent first.
Felix: *growls angrily* Fuck you.
John: Oh stop it you two. *rolls his eyes*
Felix: *bites him while glaring at Jamey*
John: *yelps and grabs their horn* Oi!
Jamey: *snorts* Biting has always been your go too.
Felix: *hisses letting go of John full attention on Jamey* Don't pretend like you didn't like it.
Jamey: *raises an eyebrow and opens his mouth to respond*
John: Aye! No. No. No. *points at Jamey and grabs Felix's face* I love your biting more. I love it so much. *gives them kisses*
Haha John getting panicked when they bring up their past relationship surely has to be canon?