Smahs

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Felix: *sitting in Tyler's lap* Love me.

Tyler: *kisses their neck and hugs them happily* Okay. I'm loving you.

Felix: *smiles a bit and leans into him* Good.

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Felix: I just feel like I could totally take him on in a fight. But I would never. *staring at Jamey with mild annoyance* Mostly out of total respect for my husband because that's his best friend. *looks at John with a small smile*

Roxy: Not because you guys use to be married and had kids together and you totally don't have a soft spot for him and Faz but you hide that by being a dick because they hurt your feelings by divorcing you?

Felix: Nah. Coz he's my husband's bestie and my husband's bestie's husband.

Roxy: Ah. Right. Totally.

Felix: Glad we're on the same page.

Roxy: Mmhmm. Mmhmm.

Una: *awkwardly standing by them both* .. Who wants to play uno?

Felix: ME!!! *gets excited* LETS GOOO!! 

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Faz: Do you want to meet my dad?

Roxy: *gasps* Are we getting married? Finally divorcing Jamey?

Jamey: *sighs and looks at her tiredly* How did you figure it out?

Roxy: *looks at him with a grin* Why else would he ask me to meet his dad?

Jamey: You're so annoying.

Roxy: You have to love me though because I stole you coffee sachets.

Jamey: They're tiny. *looks at the handful on the counter*

Roxy: I still stole them for you!

Faz: *clears his throat a bit nervously* Well do you want to? He's really nice! You'll like him.

Roxy: Will I?- Wait! Show me a picture.

Faz: *pulls his phone out and opens it, finding a picture of Chris with the kids*

Roxy: DAMNNNNNNNNNNN. *grabs the phone getting a better look* He single yeah? Oh god- husband material. *shows Jamey* Do you think he's good in bed?

Jamey: I know he is.

Roxy: What.

Faz: *laughs*

Jamey: That was a joke but my parents also don't shut up about his dick.

Roxy: What? You guys are step brothers? What the fuck.

Faz: *laughs awkwardly* They're not married?

Jamey: Yet.

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Angelo: *smooching Chris's face* So gorgeous.

Chris: *staring at Dawn who Lucifer is holding and whines miserably before looking at Angelo*

Angelo: No. She needs her other daddy to hold her too and you need to love me or I'm going to get upset.

Chris: *buries his face in his chest and sulks* My baby.

Angelo: Our baby. *kisses the top of his head*

Chris: *pulls him closer and shifts him so he's sitting comfortably* Mine.

Angelo: Oooh~ You know how to turn a demon on~

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Max: Smash.

Jerry: *smacks Max's arm* Behave.

Max: What? I thought we were playing smash or pass. By the way, smash.

Una: .. It's uno?

Max: Smash. Again.

Faz: *smacks Max with a water bottle* Get out of it!

Max: Pass! Pass! *covers himself up*

Jamey: *deadpans* Want me to deal with him babe?

Max: Smash! Immediately smash!

Faz: Yes. No smashing though.

Roxy: Smash!

Max: Ew. Leave my little brother alone you sick pervert.

Roxy: You're an orphan and adopted shut up.

Max: So is your best friend. *sticks tongue out*

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Roxy and Max are basically besties they just treat each other like trash outta love.

Basically sibling behaviour

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