Felix: *sitting in Tyler's lap* Love me.
Tyler: *kisses their neck and hugs them happily* Okay. I'm loving you.
Felix: *smiles a bit and leans into him* Good.
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Felix: I just feel like I could totally take him on in a fight. But I would never. *staring at Jamey with mild annoyance* Mostly out of total respect for my husband because that's his best friend. *looks at John with a small smile*
Roxy: Not because you guys use to be married and had kids together and you totally don't have a soft spot for him and Faz but you hide that by being a dick because they hurt your feelings by divorcing you?
Felix: Nah. Coz he's my husband's bestie and my husband's bestie's husband.
Roxy: Ah. Right. Totally.
Felix: Glad we're on the same page.
Roxy: Mmhmm. Mmhmm.
Una: *awkwardly standing by them both* .. Who wants to play uno?
Felix: ME!!! *gets excited* LETS GOOO!!
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Faz: Do you want to meet my dad?
Roxy: *gasps* Are we getting married? Finally divorcing Jamey?
Jamey: *sighs and looks at her tiredly* How did you figure it out?
Roxy: *looks at him with a grin* Why else would he ask me to meet his dad?
Jamey: You're so annoying.
Roxy: You have to love me though because I stole you coffee sachets.
Jamey: They're tiny. *looks at the handful on the counter*
Roxy: I still stole them for you!
Faz: *clears his throat a bit nervously* Well do you want to? He's really nice! You'll like him.
Roxy: Will I?- Wait! Show me a picture.
Faz: *pulls his phone out and opens it, finding a picture of Chris with the kids*
Roxy: DAMNNNNNNNNNNN. *grabs the phone getting a better look* He single yeah? Oh god- husband material. *shows Jamey* Do you think he's good in bed?
Jamey: I know he is.
Roxy: What.
Faz: *laughs*
Jamey: That was a joke but my parents also don't shut up about his dick.
Roxy: What? You guys are step brothers? What the fuck.
Faz: *laughs awkwardly* They're not married?
Jamey: Yet.
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Angelo: *smooching Chris's face* So gorgeous.
Chris: *staring at Dawn who Lucifer is holding and whines miserably before looking at Angelo*
Angelo: No. She needs her other daddy to hold her too and you need to love me or I'm going to get upset.
Chris: *buries his face in his chest and sulks* My baby.
Angelo: Our baby. *kisses the top of his head*
Chris: *pulls him closer and shifts him so he's sitting comfortably* Mine.
Angelo: Oooh~ You know how to turn a demon on~
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Max: Smash.
Jerry: *smacks Max's arm* Behave.
Max: What? I thought we were playing smash or pass. By the way, smash.
Una: .. It's uno?
Max: Smash. Again.
Faz: *smacks Max with a water bottle* Get out of it!
Max: Pass! Pass! *covers himself up*
Jamey: *deadpans* Want me to deal with him babe?
Max: Smash! Immediately smash!
Faz: Yes. No smashing though.
Roxy: Smash!
Max: Ew. Leave my little brother alone you sick pervert.
Roxy: You're an orphan and adopted shut up.
Max: So is your best friend. *sticks tongue out*
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Roxy and Max are basically besties they just treat each other like trash outta love.
Basically sibling behaviour
