Roxy: Go touch his butt or something! Oh! Pretend to drop someone and rub up against him or something!
Faz: *giddy as hell* No! That's weird as fuck!
Roxy: You're weird as fuck!
Faz: *smacks her arm* I'm scared!
Roxy: Why are you scared now?
Faz: What if someone's just messing with me? *panicked and grabs her shaking her* What if you need glasses and didn't actually see him?
Roxy: Oh poosh. Just shoot your shot anyway, the worse he will do is shut you down and embarrass you.
Faz: *whines* Nooooooooo.
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John: I think they may have caught on.
Jamey: *panicking* What do you mean?
John: Well they were talking very loudly about touching your butt.
Jamey: *goes pink* What?
John: And about Faz "shooting his shot" because the worse you can do is shut him down. *smiles*
Jamey: .. Really?
John: Mmhmm.
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Alex: *sighs while watching them* Well.. I'd like to think he'd throw out the things I gave him or I might be in shit.
Brody: Nahh. Faz would probably love it. He's a little weirdo. Instincts and all.
Alex: *gives him a glare* He is a weirdo but only I can say that.
Brody: *puts his hands up* Yes sir.
Alex: What I thought.
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