Max: *squished up against Coal and the couch pouting* He's gonna lay eggs in my brain.
Coal: He didn't say that. He said he was gonna eat cha. *yawns while
Max: I don't wanna be eaten!
Coal: Too bad. If you keep being annoying I'll hand you right over.
Max: *sulks and hugs him more*
~meanwhile~
Jerry: I only said I wanted to eat him and now he hides behind Coal when I'm eating. *munching on some tacos* I'm eating his favourite too!
Faz: Just bite him, that's what I do to Jamey.
Jerry: I do bite him! And then he cries until I give him kisses because "biting isn't love if you say your gonna eat me"
Faz: Gosh he's so dramatic. Jamey would totally let me eat him.
Jerry: *pouts* I know. Unfair.
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Idk I'm really tired, I was gonna write Max being lovely on Jerry but My eyes are r3qllu tired
