Felix: For your information, I'm not a slut. No matter what anyone tells you!
Una: *nods their head* Right.
Felix: Especially that whore. *points at Jamey* He's a fucking dick. Evil devil spawn.
Jamey: *flips him off while drinking his coffee*
Una: *looks at Jamey then back at Felix* Right..? Why is this the topic of conversation at the moment?
Felix: Oh! Because I just wanted to say that if you and John had sex it would be really hot.
Una: Oh! *clasps their hands together a bit flustered* Interesting opinion there.
John: *looks over at them with a slightly unsettling stare* Felix, honey. Can you come here for a moment?
Felix: *looks over at John* .. Sure. *grabs Una's sweater and drags them over too*
John: *deadpans* Without Una.
Felix: But I need my guardian angel.
Jamey: *rolls his eyes*
Felix: Shut the hell up Jamey.
Jamey: I didn't say anything!
John: Felix.
Felix: *lets Una's sweater go and ducks their head while slowly shimmering over* Yes?
John: *pulls them into his lap and shoves his head into his neck* Time out.
Felix: Fuck. *pouts a bit while sinking into his lap comfortably*
John: *looks over at Una with a smile* Sorry Una, I'm sure Roxy and Faz and nearly back from their pizza run.
Una: *nods* I think you may be correct. *looks over at the door*
Faz: *opens the door holding drinks* We're back! We got p-p-pizza!
Roxy: Yeah we did! *holding all the boxes* and drinks! Where is everyone?
Jamey: *amused* Nat and Mike took Shadow and Michael Jr to the park and I'm pretty sure Tyler is hanging out with Ester.
John: *squints at him* Don't keep tabs on my partners.
Roxy: Yeah! Don't keep tabs on our partners. Bitch.
