Lucifer: Why won't you kiss me? *being dramatic*
Chris: Because your breath smells bad. *reading a book*
Lucifer: Fuck you. *huffs*
Chris: Fuck you. *keeps reading unbothered*
Lucifer: *looks at Angelo annoyed* He's mean.
Angelo: I'll give you a kiss~ *grabs his face and smothers him in kisses*
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Angelo: *plops himself in Chris's lap* Hi.
Chris: Hi.
Angelo: Can we do the wedding now?
Chris: *looks at him* We've only been dating a couple of months and just got engaged.
Angelo: But I'm pregnant. Are you really going to leave the kid without a stable family?
Chris: *thinks about it*
Angelo: *offended* Why are you considering it?! *smacks him on the chest* What the fuck.
Chris: *sways his tail and shrugs* It isn't exactly a stable family, that's all I was thinking.
Angelo: *squints at him* You're mean. I see where Max gets it from.
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