Faz: Oh! I use to have those kind of shirts too!
Jamey: *laughs nervously and grabs them, stuffing them in his hamper* That's crazy!
Faz: *beams while looking around his room* Yeah! Though I'm surprised you have the same kind, they look a bit different to your style.
Jamey: They're Jerry's! My dad gets confused with the clothes and who they belong to.
Faz: *raises an eyebrow at him* Really?
Jamey: Mmhmm. *leads him to the bed* Wanna watch a movie?
Faz: *nods eagerly and gets on the bed, flashing him a big smile* Sure!
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Max: Why'd you give him that goddamn shirt? It's all he wears and he smells it like a total weirdo.
Faz: *wearing Jamey's shirt with his nose buried in it, watching tv*
Alex: Oh don't act like you don't rub yourself all over Jerry to mix your scents.
Max: *goes pink* I do not!
Alex: Mmhmm. Whatever pup. *gets off the couch* I'm gonna hang with dad outside, Kay?
Faz+Max: *nods* Kay
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Chris: *standing at the front door protectively* Why the hell are you here?
Lucifer: *grunts* Right. *rolls his eyes* I'm the father of the two boys your sons date.
Chris: And?
Angelo: Chrissy! We haven't seen you in forever! *beams* How have you been handsome?
Chris: *stares at him and sighs* Why are you two here?
Lucifer: *deadpans* Angelo's idea.
Chris: Figured.
Lucifer: *growls a bit and looks away*
Angelo: We just wanted to drop in and say hello since we're dropping the boys off!
Jerry: *peaks out from behind Lucifer* Hi Mr. Wilde.
Jamey: *waves awkwardly*
Chris: *immediately feels bad and relaxes his posture* Oh I'm so sorry boys! Come on in! I'm pretty sure Faz is in his room and Max should be out of the shower by now. *smiles at them*
Jerry: *beams* It's okay Mr. Wilde! *goes inside all giddy* Bye dad! Bye Pa!
Angelo: Bye sweetie! Have fun!
Jamey: Later. *walks in*
Chris: *gives Angelo and Lucifer a deathstare* You could of dropped those angels off and then left. *shuts the door in their faces*
Angelo: *smiles and looks at Lucifer* I think he misses us.
Lucifer: *rolls his eyes fondly* Yeah right. He'd rather throw us in a bag and kick us down a flight of stairs.
Angelo: No! I mean yes but also no! He'd kiss us afterwards for sure.
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I'm imagining some drama from Lucifer becoming mayor- like something to do with expanding the city/town and Chris gets pissed because his forest practically surrounds the place [i don't think they would expand it but it's up for debate atm]
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Alex: I'm going to punch you in the throat.
Brody: What? Why? *pouts*
Alex: *growls at him warningly*
Brody: *sighs and takes his hand off his ass* It looks so biteable.
Alex: Exactly why you ain't touching it! It fuckin hurts when yer teeth are in my skin!
Brody: Nah. Not even.
Alex: *stares at him*
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Felix: *hums softly while leaning over Ty, kissing John's lips gently* You better be nice to our baby or I'll squeeze your balls till every last drop of cum is in him.
John: *confused but turned on* .. Okay?
Felix: *beams and kisses his cheek*
Tyler: *rubs his arm while watching them* I'm scared. What if it hurts?
Felix: I just shoved that horse dildo up you babe, it's bigger then Johnny.
Tyler: Oh! *relaxes and climbs on top of John shyly*
Felix: Jee you're acting like such a virgin.
John: Feli. *gives them a stern look*
Tyler: *grumbles and mumbles under his breath* Fucked more people than both of you.
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Okay sleep time now
