Max: *grins a bit while leaning over Jerry, holding his legs up on his shoulders* Aw you look so cute~
Jerry: *whines tugging on the cuffs, squirming a bit* F-fuck me!~
Max: *rubs his dick against his hole* Wanna know who likes anal?
Jerry: W-wha?
Max: *grins and shoves in* Assholes like anal! *laughs at his own joke*
Jerry: *gasps and moans* U-uh?!
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Max: *leans against the wall with a dumb smile* What's the difference between three dicks and a joke?
Jerry: *squints at him* Be very wise with your next words.
Max: You can't take a joke. *grins at him*
Jerry: .. *thinks before deadpaning* You're an ass.
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Max: If sex with three people is called a threesome, and sex with four people is called a foursome... I understand why people call me handsome.
Jerry: *eyetwitches and pulls off his dick* If you don't just enjoy my blowjob I swear-
Max: *pouts at him* But they're funny!
Jerry: What's the difference between your dick and a joke? Nobody laughs at your joke.
Max: ... I don't get it.
Jerry: *stares at him*
Max: *whines* Explain it! I don't get it babe.
Jerry: Really?
Max: I don't get it, I promise! Please explain. *pouts at him*
