Chris: How do I send pictures?
Alex: Ooooh! I'll show you! *gets giddy* Who are you sending pictures too?
Chris: No one. *huffs a bit*
Alex: *whines* Dadddddd. Just tell me! Do you know how to take pictures and stuff? *shows him how to do the things*
Chris: No. *watches him* Okay thank you.
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Angelo: *staring at his phone with a pout* I don't think the apologies worked.
Lucifer: *hums while laying with him in bed* He is petty. He's probably hooking up with someone to be spiteful.
Angelo: *growls unhappily and pouts* I'll kill them and then fuck him as an apology.
Lucifer: No more people in this town need to die babe. Behave yourself.
Angelo: *leans into him* Fine.
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Chris: *sends a video of him fucking a person to them captioned with: Could be you but your both assholes* Yeah hope you like that one.
Alex: *trying to peek over his shoulder* You hooked up with someone?-
Chris: *yelps and covers his phone* Alexander!
Alex: *smiles* What?
Chris: Don't look at grown up things. *hiding his phone*
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Angelo: He's such an asshole! *glaring at his phone*
Lucifer: *staring at the video* Told you he's petty.
Angelo: *growls and whines* I want that dumb bitch dead! *saves the video anyway* .. Least we can hear his moans and see his dick.
Lucifer: Ha! True. Send back emojis and shit saying it's hot as fuck and that we miss him.
Angelo: *beams and sends that*
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Chris: *growls at the reply and throws his phone on the bed* Stupid assholes! *rattles unhappily at his phone and hisses at it, getting upset* I fucking hate them. *tears up and hugs his pillow*
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He doesn't hate them. He can't ever hate them. He loves them so much it hurts, but he's still upset and mad about his forest so he's in a pickle.
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Max: *gently taps Chris's shoulder* You okay?
Chris: *smiles at him* Of course i am kiddo, what about you? How's school been? How's Jerry?
Max: He's good. *smiles with a bit of a blush* I was wondering if it was okay if I took him on a date tonight?
Chris: Of course sweetheart! Just be home by 11.
Max: Okay dad! *beams*
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