Lucifer: *knocks on the door*
Angelo: *bounces on his heels with a smile*
Chris: *opens the door* Gee you boys are back ear- *freezes in the doorway*
Lucifer: Hello handsome. *holds out a potted plant* Got you a present.
Chris: *starts going pink* Thank you. *takes it gently*
Angelo: *hums and leans forward* Loved your cute little videos babe but who the fuck-
Lucifer: *grabs his hand sternly and pulls him back* Behave.
Chris: *hisses at Angelo with a glare, hugging his plant* You started it! Letting some disgusting human touch your bodies.
Angelo: We started it? You're the one getting on dating sites!
Chris: You're also on there!
Lucifer: *sighs*
Angelo: *crosses his arms pouting* ..
Chris: *goes quiet and just looks away*
Lucifer: You both done?
Chris: Shut up. *rattles at him and bares his teeth* Go destroy more of my forest to please the stupid humans you love fucking! *slams his door shut*
Lucifer: .. *knocks on it again* Babe! I love fucking you more!
Angelo: So do I! You're way better! We're sorry!
Chris: *opens the door after like 30 seconds* ... *grabs them both and yanks them inside*
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They fuck then they get kicked out because the kids are coming back home
