Faz: *looking at John's chest then looks at Jamey* ...
Jamey: *raises an eyebrow* Why you looking at his tits?
Faz: *laughs nervously and buries his face in Jamey's neck*
Jamey: Yeah caught you bitch.
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Faz would 100% stare at his chest
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Felix: I just think you should smother me with either your tits or ass.
Tyler: Or balls.
John+Felix: *raises their eyebrows looking at him*
Tyler: *goes pink and looks away embarrassed* ..
Felix: He's not wrong. *wraps their arms around John's neck* All are hot.
John: *kisses their nose* You two are so hypersexual.
Tyler: Nuh uh! I'm not! *pouts* I just thought you looked pretty.
John: Babe you have a boner.
Tyler: *covers it with his shirt* Why are you looking? Perv. *huffs red in the face*
Felix: *laughs and kisses John more* How bout you try on that sexy little red riding hood costume and I fuse with Ty? We'll be the big bad wolf~
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Mike: *laying on the couch with John*
John: *exhausted* Man once they're obsessed with something- they don't stop for weeks.
Mike: Outta love big tiddy man. *smiles*
John: *rolls his eyes* You're the worst.
Mike: Am I? GUYS MILK IS COMIN OUTTA JOHNS TITS!!!!
Felix: *screeches like a bat outta hell* YASSSSSSSS
Nat: No way!
Tyler: *perks up excitedly*
