Jerry: That's just terrible. Fucking a feral.
Jamey: Least I don't go around getting fucked by them.
Jerry: *gasps* How dare you.
Faz: *pounces on Max and bites his ear growling*
Max: *tries biting him back*
Faz: *smacks him in the face*
Jerry: *smacks Jamey* Get Faz! He's hurting my baby!
Jamey: *grabs Faz* Honey bear, don't hit.
Faz: *tries biting him*
Coal: Little homie is crazy.
Faz: *growls at him and bites Jamey to intimidate them*
Jamey: Ow. *deadpans*
~~~~~~~
Chris: *giving Angelo and Lucifer food*
Angelo: Aw thank you baby!
Chris: *chirps and leans into him nuzzling him*
Lucifer: *tries some of the meat* This is nice.
Chris: *croons and licks his cheek, touching his thigh*
Lucifer: Aye aye aye. *grabs his hand* Getting touchy.
Chris: *shoves his face into his neck and chitters happily, fluffing his wings up and showing them off to them*
Angelo: Aww he's trying to look after us because he thinks we can't.
Lucifer: What? *offended* shouldn't I be providing? I'm the biggest and the most powerful.
Angelo: *shrugs* Maybe he thinks you're not?
Lucifer: *looks at Chris*
Chris: *bumps noses with him*
Lucifer: *squints at him* I'll show you.
