Angelo: You know what we could do? Show him Damien. He loves babies! *cooing at Damien*
Damien: *babbles happily*
Lucifer: Babe, he'd probably just steal him and then you'd be sad.
Angelo: ... True.
Lucifer: *kisses his cheek* Just take things slow or he'll just shut us out again. It's the most he's said to us in years.
Angelo: *pouts a bit* I just miss him.
Lucifer: Me too. *kisses his forehead*
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Alex: *hugs his legs while watching Chris tending to their garden* Don't you get lonely?
Chris: *looks over at him a bit confused* What do you mean? I'm never alone?
Alex: I'm talking about partners. Not your children or the animals or the forest.
Chris: *deadpans and goes back to gardening*
Alex: Don't ignore me, why don't I help you try out some dating sites?
Chris: You're around humans too much. *waves him off* Forest Spirits don't need significant others. They're job is to care and-
Alex: Nurture the forest. I know dad but what are you gonna do when we go to college? Or move out?
Chris: .. Keep doing my job?
Alex: *sighs* No. I'm getting you grindr and tinder. You can meet some people. You can at least have some friends.
Chris: *pulls a face and grumbles under his breath*
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He immediately just hides in his room every time Alex pesters him
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Idk I was gonna write more but I got nothing fam
