Now's Your Chance!!! Spamton x Reader

Roaring

Queen's body crashes into the platform, Spamton's laser searing into her and pressing her down further. The entire structure shakes from the sheer force of the impact. The moment he lets up, she pushes off of the platform, positioning herself squarely in the middle of the street. She shifts her feet and enters a fighting stance, her fists raised.

"Finally, A Worthy Opponent"

She grins maliciously.

Spamton snarls. His angels heat up and twist the rollercoaster track, guiding it around to face her almost instantaneously. Spamton positions himself between you and Queen, flaring his wings to block you from her view. You can just barely see underneath the swathes of colorful fabric, but you can still get a decent view of Queen, shifting her feet in anticipation. Through those imperfect wings, you find her looking right back at you.

"Happy To See You've Made Some Friends, Lightner"

"SHUT UP." Spamton raises his blaster again. "SH//UTP UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SH" He raises his blaster again, but Queen immediately darts forward and grabs his arm, aiming his blaster away from her.

"Or What? LOL"

Spamton's chest panels open, and his cracked blue heart-on-a-chain lunges out at Queen's throat. She notices right before it reaches her and hops back, her boots smashing into the pavement. When blue teeth close on empty air, Spamton grabs the chain, pulling his soul back. Instead of shoving it into himself, though, he swings the chain and throws his soul forward again. This time, it opens its jaw and releases a flurry of diamond-shaped bullets. A flicker of surprise passes over Queen's face before they smash into her. She holds her ground, tanking the hit and gritting her teeth as she skids back with the force of every sharp strike.

Queen opens her mouth to speak, but with Spamton's arm free, he doesn't give her the chance. Energy crackles in the air as he aims his blaster at her and fires a white-hot laser right at the reactor core in her chest.

She blocks the blast with an armored forearm. She pushes against it, pressing her boots into the concrete and leaning forward. She tilts her arm and pushes, angling the laser to glance off of her arm and shoot into the sky.

"Not Holding Any Punches, Huh"

"YOU R[u]1NED MY [[L1]]FE," Spamton snarls. "YOU RU[[inu]]ED ME!" His wings flare high. You can barely see what's going on from behind him, but suddenly the tattered fabric of his wings rustles violently, and you hear the sound of wheels on tracks. Ducking low to see what's happening, you see tracks materialize from his wings, carrying carts stacked high with mail.

 Queen smiles in confusion, almost indignant.

"Wowww, Paper. My Weakness"

As a cart rolls too close to her, she swats at it, scattering letters before she even makes contact.

This motion knocks several larger packages into the air. One clips the side of another cart. The moment it makes contact, you hear a high-pitched whine, and then the sky lights up with fire.

When the package explodes, it sends the cart careening off the track, its own stack of packages coming loose and tumbling down. Queen's just far enough to be out of range, it shouldn't hurt her like this, but-

Queen panics, lunging forward to catch the bombs as they drop. They explode in her hands, but she just takes the hits, swerving and swiping to catch the other bombs in her arms.

The remaining carts slam into her head-on, exploding on her head, chest, and shoulders. She steadies herself on a building and holds her ground, despite the smoking dents the blasts leave in her armor.