Ryo: Have you guys heard of the hit game Amongus?
Nijika banned Ryo from the GC
Tokumei: Nijika, I'm giving you free soda every day from now on
Nijika: Aw, shucks
Kita: This GC has no meaning to me now-
Tokumei: Aight-
Tokumei invited Ryo back into the GC
Kita: Thank you
Ryo: You know funny story today.
Tokumei: Nijika ban her again-
Nijika: ...Why?
Ryo: So basically
Ryo: BocchertheRocker and I got kabedon'd
Kita: wha-
Nijika: Wow. Congrats. But for some reason I doubt that
Ryo: Ask BocchertheRocker and MeiMaid
Tokumei changed his nickname to HelpMeiNijika
Hitori: ...I uh... would rather not remember that.
Ryo: We had a truth or dare game. HelpMeiNijika, BocchertheRocker and I while writing some lyrics.
Hitori: DoritoFlavoredDrumsticks#2 please stop her-
Ryo: And I dared HelpMeiNijika to make BocchertheRocker swoon.
Hitori: PLEASE STOP HER-
Ryo: So while BocchertheRocker tried to run away from the room. I locked it. And then, HelpMeNijika... kabedon'd her.
Tokumei: HELP US NIJIKA-
Nijika: No.
Tokumei: ...I'VE BEEN BETRAYED-
Nijika: I wanna know. The drama.
Ryo: I still remember vividly what he said.
Ryo: "Oya, oya. What's a cutie like you doing here? Don't glitch out of reality now..., but if you are going to... Would you be able to glitch into my heart instead?"
Nijika: (Visible cringe)
Tokumei: I'm aware of my lack of charisma
Hitori: Another memory in my dark past that will give me trauma.
Tokumei: That's my line-
Hitori: Do friends actually publicly shame their friends to their other friends?
Ryo: Yes
Nijika: Yes
Kita: Yes
Tokumei: No- WAIT WHAT-
Ryo: And then I had the blandest expression on my face. While he cringed and then BocchertheRocker's soul left her body. It was the best day of my life-
Tokumei: This is the worst day of my life. At least my suffering brings you comedy
Ryo: Also seeing that I was like... unresponsive. He tried again.
Tokumei: ...How do I glitch out of reality now-
Ryo: "You play me like your bass, but I'd like to smooch your face."
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