Author: Once again, all of these are canon
-Tokumei's still a siscon-
"Spoil meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee," PA-san said while hugging her brother.
"You're a grown woman. Get yourself a boyfriend to spoil you," He said, while playing video games on his PC. He definitely didn't swap tabs after hearing that his sister was taking a break on HER stream. No. He's grown from that.
"Yeah but I missed it when you'd send me red superchats with lovely cheezy messages like: YOU CAN DO IT OTOGI-SAN WE BELIEVE IN YOU!" She said that in a high squeaky voice.
"I don't do that anymore... since I know you're Alta Otogi damn it," He blushes a bit clearly embarrassed that he simped for his sister.
"But if you send me the superchats the money goes to me. I give it to you. And then you give it back to me. Infinite support for your oshi!" She explains her plan. The cycle of money.
"HOW MUCH OF A SISCON DO YOU THINK I AM?" He looked at his computer.
He sent her an akasupa.
He slams his head on his keyboard.
"Aw, you do love me," She gives him a kiss on the forehead.
"SHUT UP," He says, face filled with keys.
-Ryo's debt-
"How much do you owe Tokumei, Ryo?" Nijika asked.
"...50 k," She answered.
"EXCUSE ME-" Nijika's eyes almost left their sockets. "WHAT DO YOU MEAN 50K? IT'S ONLY BEEN MONTHS-"
"Yeah, that's the point," Ryo nonchalantly ate some more weeds. "I am helping him pay off the debt though-"
"How on earth are you helping him pay your debt-"
Ryo shows Nijika a photo.
"...He's using you... as a lawnmower?"
"You'd be surprised how useful I am as one," Ryo scratches a weed stuck in between her teeth.
-Nijika's an angel-
"So if Risu-kun is a Risu, Tori-chan is a Tori...," Kita was listing down the nicknames she gave her friends.
"And you're Inuyooooooo," Tokumei teased.
"Ignoring that," Kita looked at Nijika and Ryo. "What kind of animals would those two be?"
"Ryo's a cat," Nijika pointed.
"Nya," Ryo spontaneously grew cat ears.
'CUTEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE,' Kita and Tokumei thought simultaneously.
That is before Tokumei slapped himself in the face. 'ALMOST FELL FOR THAT-'
"So what is Nijika going to be?" Hitori asked.
"...An angel," Tokumei suggested.
"Wait, what-"
"Agreed," Ryo nods.
"Can't argue with that logic," Kita strokes her professor moustache.
"She is unnaturally kind," Hitori points out.
"WHY AM I TWO TIERS HIGHER IN THE NATURAL HIERARCHY-" Nijika said looking down at the animals below her under the pyramid. "I WANNA BE WITH YOU GUYSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS" She says as the pyramid goes farther and farther into the sky.
-Ryo ain't afraid of nothing-
"Horror houses don't scare me. I am the bravest of the band. Nothing in this world would bring me to my knee-" Ryo crosses her arms as she is confidently humblebragging again.
"Oh, Managerrrrrrrrrrrrr," Tokumei sang.
"Never mind. I have one fear. I'm sorry," Ryo bowed down as soon as she saw the taller blonde walk in the room.
-Kita wants to make sure of something-
"Are you sure you're not a vampire?" Kita asked.
"Ikuyo, I'm literally standing in the sun. And you should look at Hitori-" He points out.
"...Summer heat.... sucks...," Hitori says as she's slipping through the cracks of the sidewalk. She's melting. She looks like strawberry ice cream if you ignore her facial features still being in the puddle of goop.
"Thank you for the foo-" Ryo says before Tokumei covers her mouth with duct tape.
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