My book of Micbulb🎤💡

Incorrect quotes cuz I be like that

Heheh I love incorrect quotes so much adhfhsoahdokjdhsjkafhkh-

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Lightbulb: I don't know, it's not my cup of tea.

Microphone: Well then whose is it?

Lightbulb, staring at a cup of tea: I don't know!

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Microphone: Are you trying to seduce me?

Lightbulb: Why, are you seducible?

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 Microphone: Bro-

Lightbulb: No, no, hold up, rewind.

Lightbulb: My tongue was down in your throat just a second ago and now you're calling me bro??

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 Lightbulb: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free: pouring river water in your socks!

Microphone: Why would I do that?

Lightbulb: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!

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Microphone: How many vampires do you think have been hit by a car backing up in a parking lot because the driver couldn't see their reflection?

Lightbulb: I've never considered it but you're really shining light on what's probably a very serious issue.

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 Lightbulb: There are some things beyond our understanding. We must accept them and learn from them. Because these moments of crisis are also potential moments of faith. A time, when we either come together or fall apart. Nature always has a way of balancing itself. The only question is, what part will we play?

Microphone: Did you just make that up?

Lightbulb: No. I read it in a fortune cookie once.

Microphone:

Lightbulb: A really long fortune cookie.

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 Microphone: Lightbulb, is that my mug you're drinking out of?

Lightbulb: No, it's mine.

Microphone: It... looks just like the one I have...

Lightbulb: You don't have one like this anymore.

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 Lightbulb: I just drank a lego piece.

Microphone: ...what the hell?! You melted plastic and drank the liquid?

Lightbulb: Yes.

Microphone: Why did you even melt a lego in the first place?!

Lightbulb: Because it looked like chocolate! So I drank it! You know, like a chocolate shake?

Nah cuz this one feels so canon-

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Lightbulb: Microphone, I rebuke thee! I rebuke thee!

Microphone: Rebuke? Is that a word?

Lightbulb: You have all invoked my fury! You will all pay recompense for your transgressions!

Microphone: What, you got like a word-a-day calendar or something?

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 Lightbulb: Do you want to play 20 Questions?

Microphone: Sure!

Microphone: Whats your favorite color?

Lightbulb, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?