My book of Micbulb🎤💡

Incorrect quotes cuz I don't really have inspo rn

I wouldn't be YTCat if I didn't post any incorrect quotes so yeah here ya go lmao. Enjoy!

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Microphone: Do you have any idea what you're doing?

Lightbulb: Why start now?

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Microphone: *sharpens knife* We've got ways of making people talk.

Microphone: *cuts piece of cake*

Lightbulb: ...Can I have some?

Microphone: Cake is for talkers.

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 Microphone: Lightbulb, can I speak to you for a minute? In private.

Lightbulb: Ooh, someone's in trouble. It's me. I don't know why I did that.

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 Lightbulb: Why does my arm shake and turn bright red when I'm eating dirt?

Microphone:

Microphone: Why are you eating dirt?

Lightbulb: Did I ask you if I should eat dirt? No, so answer my question.

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 Lightbulb: Do you want some tea?

Microphone: What are the options?

Lightbulb: Yes or no.

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 Lightbulb, sweating: Microphone, there's something I need to ask you-

Microphone: Finally! You're proposing!

Lightbulb: How'd you know?

Microphone: Lightbulb, you've dropped the ring five times during dinner.

Microphone: I even picked it up once.

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Lightbulb: I love you.

Microphone, not paying attention: What was that?

Lightbulb: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-

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 Microphone: My only talent is being stress.

Lightbulb: Don't you mean stressed?

Microphone: No.

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 Microphone, at Lightbulb's funeral: I need a moment with them.

Everyone else at the funeral: Of course. *leaves*

Microphone, leaning over Lightbulb's coffin: Okay, listen here you little shit. I know you're not dead.

Lightbulb, sitting up in the coffin: Yeah, no shit.

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Lightbulb: Standing next to sunflowers always makes me feel weak like 'look at this fucking flower. This flower is taller than I am. This flower is winning and I'm losing.'

Microphone: Wow, you are not ready to hear about trees.

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Lightbulb: Do you want to know your gay name?

Microphone: My... my gay name?

Lightbulb: Yeah, it's your first name-

Microphone: Haha. Very funny Lightbulb-

Lightbulb: *gets down on one knee* And my last name.

Microphone: Oh- oh my god.

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