Lightbulb, just woken up from surgery and seeing Mic walk in: Did the doctor send you?
Lightbulb: ...
Lightbulb: Man, you are eye candy...
Microphone: *laughs*
Lightbulb: Wwww- whoa!
Lightbulb: You- You're the prettiest woman I've ever seen! Are you a model?
Microphone: Nope, I'm gonna be right here with you. You eat the cracker. *gives Lightbulb a cracker.*
Lightbulb: Who are you? What's your name?
Microphone: My name's Microphone. I'm your wife.
Lightbulb: ...You're my wife?!
Microphone: Yeah.
Lightbulb: Holy shit!
Microphone: *laughs more*
Lightbulb: *gasps a few times, clearly not believing this all* Dang!
Lightbulb: ...
Lightbulb: Hooohh!
Lightbulb: ...
Lightbulb: How long?
Microphone: *laughing more* Just eat the cracker, you're waking up.
Lightbulb: Do we have children?
Microphone: *laughs again* Not yet.
Lightbulb: Ooohh man. ...Man, have we kissed yet?
Microphone: *laughs again* Keep eating your cracker.
Lightbulb: Oohh, it's hard. It's hard, baby, it's hard!
Lightbulb: ...
Lightbulb: Do we call each other "baby"?
Microphone: *chuckles*
Lightbulb: How long have we been married?
Microphone: A looong time.
Lightbulb: Oh my gawd I hit the jackpot!
Microphone, making Lightbulb bring the cracker to her mouth: Eat your cracker.
Lightbulb: .............Man... *mumbles something incoherently about Mic being the best woman she's ever seen*
Lightbulb: .... *looks at Mic and extends her hand to put it on Mic's cheek* Let me see your face. Let me see your fa- Whoooaaahhh your teeth are perfect!
Microphone: *silently laughing*
Lightbulb: Turn around.
Microphone: *laughs out loud again* No! Eat your cracker.
Lightbulb: *still not believing she's married with Mic* ...We're married?!
Lightbulb: *lets out a soft, heavenly sigh* *mumbles something again*
Aaghhhh now I wanna write smth abt Lightbulb being high after getting her wisdom teeth removed or sum but I'm still busy with another oneshot! Oh well fuck it. I might just write that as well :D
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My book of Micbulb🎤💡
FanfictionI ship these two and I'm not afraid to say it's sort of a self insert kinda thing. I'm just gonna dump my Micbulb shit in here. Enjoy!!! Cover is made by me.
