My dove

I feel like your mother! | fluff?

*Authors note~ I'd never heard this song before so I had to give it a quick listen before writing this.I'm a little scared I won't do it any justice so feel free to send me another ask and correct anything.*

Trigger warnings~ ??

Prompt~ tumblr anon~ Could I please request a lesso X never teacher reader based on the song hit and run by LOLO where they are both just chaotic murder wives and dovey is sick of dealing with their shit?
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Ever since you joined the teaching staff at the school for Good and Evil, Clarissa could say her job got so much harder. You weren't even part of her staff, yet you had managed to make yourself known. You were quiet and tended to keep yourself to yourself, a slight twang to your accent only proving you weren't from this realm.

She's not quite sure when, why or how but Leonora Lesso had somehow taken you under her wing. Now between the two Deans there had always been a certain amount of push and pulling going on, Evil and Good never quite agreeing, but with you now in the mix of things, it was no longer equal.

Clarissa was finding it harder to keep up with the schemes and stunts of Lesso, often only realising after the event. She at first thought perhaps she wasn't as observant as before, after all who would suspect a partner in crime? This wasn't new behaviour for the other Dean and truthfully Lesso would gloat and reap all the glory while you stood silently in the crowd. Unsuspected. Maybe that's what made you two work so well, one overly in the public eye, the brains of the operation while the other unsuspected and carrying out what needed to be done. Truthfully you were quite the pair. Wives of a different kind. Sure, did you have feelings for Lesso? Oh absolutely, it's why you were so willing to help her pull these stunts off in a more affective manner.

Clarissa was well and truly annoyed by always being the underdog, never quite knowing how Lesso was beating her until she caught you. She caught you sneaking out of another teacher's classroom and waited on the shadows as the teacher squealed in fear, you no longer visible. Where had you gone? But then Lesso would stroll past at just the right time to reap all the glory. So she had an accomplice. It all made too much sense now. She went away with that knowledge and schemed her own plan on how to call you out on it. After all this had been months of her running around after you both trying to work it out. Truly she felt like the mother of a misbehaving child.

Now knowing how you two operated it made it easier for her to catch you in the act, she decided to catch you on Leonora's office, where you would regularly be scheming together. The element of surprise was in her court and she used it well, not even giving you a chance to react to her presence, "Leonora,Y/n what on earth have you been doing recently? I swear all I ever do is run around and clean up after the messes you make! Leonora why would you bring her into this! Do you enjoy running around creating havoc? Y/n truly why would you help her. Honestly I may as well have two naughty misbehaved twins when dealing with you. This stops now!" She ranted and you and lesso just looked at each other before bursting out in laughter. The very act annoying Dovey even more to the point she stormed out of the office knowing damn well you both wouldn't be stopping any time soon.

Word count~ 631

*Authors note| I really don't know how I feel about this one. I may rewrite it at some point*