(CH-20)INSULT AND LOVE TALK

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AT SAMNOY ROOM

SAMP (nervously) - suniye mujhe aapse kuch jaruri baat karni hain Bondita k bare mey

BIN - kya baat hain Sampurna batao

SAMP (slowly) - Bondita woh kisi aur se pyaar karti hain

BIN (totally shocked) - yeh kya kehrahi ho Sampurna tum

SAMP - mein sach kehrahi hu Bondita pichle 3 saal se kisi aur se pyaar karti hain

BIN (coming out of shock) - tum janti hona Sampurna da aur Anirudh kya tayari kar rahe hain

SAMP (wiping her sweatbeeds) - mein janti hu lekin Bondita nahi janti. Aur agar woh jangayi toh aap jante hain na uska kya faisla hoga. 8 saal pehle bhi usne Anirudh ko apnane se mana kiya tha aur aab jab woh kisi aur se pyaar karti hain toh aab Anirudh ki taraf dekhna bhi nahi chahegi Bondita.

13 saal pehle Anirudh ne jo kiya aab waqt aagaya hain uska natija dekhne kah. 13 saal pehle jo tufaan Anirudh ne uski aur Bondita ki jindagi mey leke aaya tha usne un dono kah rista tod k rakhdiya tha aur aab Bondita uss ristey kah namo nisan mitana chahti hain

BIN (hitting on table) - Anirudh aur da nahi samjhenge sampurna

SAMP - Unhe samajna hoga na Bondita koi khilona nahi hain jo jab man kiya khel liya jab maan kiya utha k fekdiya

BIN - hum kal Bondita se baat karte hain fhir Anirudh aur da ki samjhayenge

SAMP NODES..

NEXT DAY

THE PHONE WAS CONTINOUSLY RINGING SO ANIRUDH PICKS UP THE PHONE.

PERSON (with concern) - Hey Bondu kyasi ho pouch k call kyu nahi kiya pagal ladki aur tum thik hona koi dikkat toh nahi hain na

ANI (possively) - kon bolraha hain..

PERSON (whispers) - shitt koi aur hain..ji aap Bondita ko phone denge

ANI - lekin tum ho kon aur Bondita se kya kaam hain

PERSON (grumpily) - aap uske chacha ya dada lagte ho kya jo mein aapko batau phone dijey bondu mera matlab bondita ko

ANI (angrily) - mein uska chacha ya dada nahi mein bondita kah..

PERSON (annoyingly) - mujhe janne mey koi intreset nahi hain please give the call to Bondita. I have works to do rather than wasting time on you.

ANI - tum..

BON (lowly) - barrister babu aapki baat hogai ho to telephone se hatiye mujhe important call karna hain

ANI (with a annoying look) - haa yeh lo tumhara call tha.

BON (sternly) - toh mujhe bataya kyu nahi ya batana jaruri nahi laga aur itni dher se mujhe aaye huye call par aap kis hak se baat kar rahe thye

ANI - Bondita mein..

BON (cutting him) - mujhe aapki safai nahi sunni Shaswati aapko bulrahi thi jaiye aap

ANIRUDH LEAVES

BON (sweetly) - Hellooo

PERSON - I am angry Miss Bondita

BON (extra sweetly) - aray itna ghussa aapko suit nahi hota janab jara ghussa utar k dekhiye toh kitne masum hain hum

PERSON (strictly yet lovingly) - yeh tarika nahi huwa manane kah aur tum nanhi nahi badi bondita hogai ho Barrister Babu Bondita

BON (giggles) - Barrister huye toh kya huwa hum toh aabi bhi dil se bacche hain. Accha yeh sab xodo aabi dil se kehrahi hu sorry kal bahot busy aur tired hogayi toh mein jaldi sogayi

PERSON (with lots of concern) - fine mangaya mey.. tum batao kyasi ho khana time pe khati hona..aur sab kyase hain..tumhe jyada paresan toh nahi kar rahe hain na..aur dekho sab sach batana agar tumhe waha rehne mey problem hain toh tum Calcutta mere ghar chali jao... Bondu kuch toh bolo kya huwa thik hona tum Bondu

BON - bolne doge toh bolungi na buddhu kahi k (giggles)

PERSON - Bonduuuu (strictly)

BON (seriously) - accha sorry ki mein call nahi karpai woh mein aatehi sogai thi bahot thakan lagrahi thi aur mein bilkul thik hu mein khana aur dabai time pe leti hu. Aur ghar mey sab acche hain koi mujhe kuch nahi kehrahe hain aur mein agle hapte Calcutta jaungi maa baba se milne

PERSON - accha thik hain

BON - tum batao tum kyase ho?? Khana toh time par kharahe hona?? Aur dekho bahar kab kuch naat khana warna tumhare pett me dubara gondogol hoga (laughs) aur meine na aapni kuch important documents wahi bhulgai hu toh leke aana..

PERSON - haa mein thik hu lekin tum hoti toh aur bhi accha hota aur mein time par khana khata hu bahar kah kuch nahi khaunga aur mein tumhari documents lete huye aaunga Bhulakkad Barrister Babu Bondita.

BON (while pouting) - mein bhulakkad nahi hu

PERSON - mujhe pata hain tum ho ya nahi

BON - tum na

PERSON - bonduu mein shaam ko ya kal call karunga aabi important meeting hain

BON - okay byee..

PERSON - Byee and I love you my lucky charm..

BON - Byee Mr.Unculture...

THEY HANG UP THE CALLS.

BONDITA SEES ANIRUDH STANDING BEHIND HER AND NARROWS HER BROWS.

BON (folding her hand) - aap xupxup k mere baat sunrahe thye

ANI (looking at her) - nahi mein aabi aaya hu aur kon tha woh call par

BON (raising her brows) - kyu batau mein aapko aap hamare hain kon

ANI (his jaw drops making perfect O shape) - Bondita mein

BON (showing her palm) - mujhe nahi sunna aur aap kis hak se puchrahe hain ki woh kon tha aur mein kis hak se aapko batau ki woh kon tha. Hamare bich kewal ek rishta hain guru aur sisya kah aur meine aapne guru ko yeh hak nahi diya hain ki woh mere niji jindagi mey dhakal aandazi kare samaj gaye na aap. Aur ek baat agar aage se mere liye call aaye toh mujhe dijeyga.

BONDITA LEAVES..

ANIRUDH FEELS HURT WITH HER WORDS

ANIRUDH (in his mind) - koi baat nahi bondita tumne mujhe aaj aapna guru mana hain kal mujhe sach janne k baad pati bhi manlogi

OTHER SIDE

BONDITA (in mind) - bade aayi mujhse puchtach karne wale hain kon woh mere. Jab sach mey mera hal janne kah waqt tha tab pidh dikha k chale jane ko kaha aur aab aaye hain. Lekin issbar mein apki baaton mey nahi aaungi mein aab woh Bondita nahi hu jo sabki baaton mey aati thi aab mein Barrister Babu bondita hu

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