𝖉𝖆𝖞𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙~𝖕𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖊𝖗 𝖝 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗

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𝖎 𝖘𝖜𝖊𝖆𝖗 𝖙𝖔 𝖌𝖔𝖉 𝖙𝖍𝖊 𝖑𝖆𝖘𝖙 𝖙𝖎𝖒𝖊 𝖎 𝖘𝖆𝖜 𝖙𝖍𝖔𝖗 𝖍𝖊 𝖜𝖆𝖘 𝖓𝖔𝖙 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖘 𝖇𝖆𝖉. yes, he was drunk off his ass but the extreme beer belly and greasy hair were nowhere near this level. once the god had realized we weren't repairmen for his tv he was immediately more enthusiastic. i stood behind bruce and rocket as i closed the door and once i was fully in his sights he dropped the awkward hug he was giving rocket. "ah y/n has returned as well! korg look!" he rushed over to me happily picking me up in a hug as he whirled me around. i hugged him back to the best of my ability as the strong smell of beer flooded my nose.

"hey thor i missed you too." i croaked into his shoulder as he slowly put me down. "you know my friends miek and korg." he gestured to the two aliens on the coach playing fortnite as they waved at us. while i had been here they would pop in randomly but i guess in my absence they had made themselves at home here. "hey guys long time no see." bruce waved back at them as i smiled snatching a piece of pizza from the open box on the table. bruce had eaten all the tacos on the ship before i could snatch one from him so my stomach was still very unhappy. "you're gonna poison yourself with that." rocket mumbled to me as i ate the slice. "at this point, i don't care." i said stuffing it in my mouth quickly.

"thor he's back. the kid on the tv just called me a dickhead again!" korg said pointing at the fornite game as he fought with another character. thor turned to the couch with his hand outstretched for the headphones korg wore. "noobmaster hey it's thor again! ya know the god of thunder! listen buddy if you don't log off this game immediately i'm going to fly over to your house to whatever basement your hiding in and rip your arm off and shove it up your butt! ah yes, go cry to your father you little weasel!" i looked down at rocket and then to bruce as they both wore the same stunned expression as me. he had graduated to bullying children now too apparently. thor handed the headphones back to korg as he nodded in thanks and continued playing the game.

"so anyway do you guys want anything? we've got beer, tequila, and all sorts. i know y/n was a big fan of the tequila isn't that right?" he smiled as he raised the beer bottle to his lips and sent me a wink. i face palmed at the reminder of how i had acted when i hid here after the blip. the very little i remember anyway. "i'm good thor thanks." i mumbled into my hands as they drug down my face. bruce stepped forward and laid his large hand on thors bare shoulder. "thor you alright pal?" he asked as the god took another long swig from his bottle.

"yes i'm fine! why do i not look alright?" he grinned up at the green man before him. this obviously wasn't his first drink of the day or should i probably say his first case of the day. "you look like melted ice cream." rocket chimed in beside me making thor laugh loudly. "so what's up with my old friends hm?" he drank from the bottle again expecting something completely different than what we were about to drop on him. "we need your help thor." i spoke up before bruce could. thor nodded enthusiastically as he hummed into the bottle. "there might be  a chance we can fix everything." bruce finished before i could get to it. thor shrugged turning back to the tv for a second as he waved the half-empty bottle at it lazily. "what like the cable it's been bothering me for weeks." he slurred his words slightly before bruce drew him back to the real conversation with one simple word. "thanos."