𝖉𝖆𝖞𝖑𝖎𝖌𝖍𝖙~𝖕𝖊𝖙𝖊𝖗 𝖕𝖆𝖗𝖐𝖊𝖗 𝖝 𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖉𝖊𝖗

𝖈𝖚𝖋𝖋 '𝖊𝖒

𝖆 𝖑𝖔𝖙 𝖔𝖋 𝖘𝖙𝖗𝖆𝖓𝖌𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖎𝖓𝖌𝖘 𝖍𝖆𝖛𝖊 𝖍𝖆𝖕𝖕𝖊𝖓𝖊𝖉 𝖙𝖔 𝖒𝖊 𝖎𝖓 𝖒𝖞 𝖑𝖎𝖋𝖊 𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖙 𝖜𝖆𝖘 𝖔𝖇𝖛𝖎𝖔𝖚𝖘. alien attacks, multiverse travel, time travel, sorcery, witchcraft, robot invasions, blah blah blah you name it i've probably done it. however, for some reason, i would rather be doing all of the above rather than sitting in may parker's living room while she breaks up with happy hogan. strange yes, oddly amusing also yes. to be frank i had never really comprehended the fact the two had even been together or whatever the hell this jumbled mess was but hey who am i to judge. "should i like come back another time or...?" i really didn't know what i was doing here if i being honest. i had heard from a very loud peter parker last night that may was making lasagna today and was inviting us over so i came early to offer a very inexperienced hand...and now i'm here five feet away from an almost crying happy.

may turned to my sitting form and shook her head curtly with drawn brows as if telling me to keep my butt right where it was. i shot her a small thumbs up nervously as she turned back to happy who was making his way to the door with slumped shoulders. "you got this happy! i believe in you!" i yelled down the small hallway as they went to the door. "i feel so dumb. i-i just didn't realize you were miserable." i heard him mumble to may who ran a hand through her long hair. "no it was really fun, right? that's why they call it a fling and we flung." oh yeah y'all flung alright.

i didn't even have to cast a look down the hallway to feel the puppy dog eyes happy was giving the italian woman in the doorway. he was so whipped it wasn't even funny. i slumped down in the recliner i had been in for the past hour and i was about to search for the tv remote to turn off the news station when a loud clatter came from behind peter's door. huh i thought juno had said they were gonna take mj out swinging for the first time. she had said they tried to get ned to join but his lola was making him help her with something, much to his annoyance. happy made his way back into the apartment with may hot on his tail. i got up from the recliner and quickly followed them to his door, "uh guys you might wanna knock-"

happy didn't take my advice and instead swung the door open and an automatic chorus of groans came from the two adults. "we didn't see anything. remember practice being safe!" may said covering her eyes as her now ex fling's face went bright red. the two teenagers in the room, mj and peter, got caught with peter pretty much half-naked in the middle of the room. i busted out laughing at the now awkward introduction happening between mj and may. "peter put some clothes on jesus christ." my magic caught a random shirt from his closet and threw it straight at his face. "damn your peter tingle kinda sucks." he threw me a small glare before clumsily shoving the t-shirt on. "it's a shirt y/n. wait- happy have you been crying?" he pointed a finger at the man beside me in the doorway. "we broke up." happy cringed at the words as a confused expression fell on the boy's face. "it was a very good and very weird soap opera." i shrugged.