Mornings UGH😡😡😫👺👺👹😈👿

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JAKE POV:

When I woke up at 3:00am I shouted at the top of my lungs "THOU BE'TH BACON!!"

Oh it was just a nightmare... WAIT I HAVE SCHOOL TODAY "AHHGGGGGUHHGAAAAA" I growled in my demon voice. I hate school, I actually have too WORK UGH! The teachers should know that I come from a pack of alpha's! Grrrrrrrrrr

I roll out of bed and look at my hot bod in my 15 foot long mirror. My sweet, hot, carved, crispy, Bejesus abs glow in the 3:00am sunlight. I then took a look at my bright red orbs placed perfectly on my face. There is a small fire in them, just like the fire in my heart! I will set my heart ablaze just like daddy Kyo would've wanted; yes I have a rengoku kink...😏😏😫🤭🤭🤭🔥🔥

Anyways I should get ready since school started an hour ago, not that I care if I'm on time or not! I scoff at the idea of me caring.

I put on my hot bad boy outfit, here is what it looks like:

Ik it's all black, I don't wear those preppy colors like the other boys, because I'm not like other boys

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Ik it's all black, I don't wear those preppy colors like the other boys, because I'm not like other boys... I make sure my outfit is breaking dress code then sprint to school faster than Usain fvcking Bolt. Also yes, I do swear... I'm just that COOL.

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When I arrive at school all eyes on me like always; aside from the boy running is bare A$$ across the floor. The girls admire my hotness and coolness and alphaness, the boys are just jealous cuz they don't get me.

I glance over at a teacher stomping towards me, "OI! what are you wearing Jake! That's not DRESS CODEEEEEEE" the demon- I mean teacher screeches. UGH I roll my orbs then respond "oh shut up hag, I can do what I want cuz I'm an alpha. Now go away you whore." The teacher was stunned by my amazing insult and couldn't respond. THEN a red head known for being a teachers pet storms over "HEY DONT INSULT MISS SQUIDWARD LIKE THAT!!! ALSO YOU ARE BREAKING DRESS CODE!!! YOUR NOT ALOUD TO WEAR BLACKKKKKKKK!!!" He shouts; so annoying it makes me wanna murder someone. "Okay look RON WEASLEY we can do this the hard way or the hard~ way😫" I say. "I'm gonna go with the first one..." he says, shocked.

He had this coming... I clench my fist and extend my claws and punch him in the face using 0.000069% of my power. Blood sprays everywhere and I lick it. Red head gets knocked out cold.

I walk to my third class like nothing happened while all the ladies fawn over me... W Rizz

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