Woah, I haven't updated this in forever lol-
Jakeypooalpha69 pov:
Some guy comes in and cleans up the dead, STUPID, UGLY, USELESS teacher's corpse. I CANNOT believe that rat was one of my favorite teachers! HOW DARE HE HAVE BEEN MY FAVORITE TEACHER😡😡😡😠😠😩😩😩!!!! He should've died a more painful death, like Teruhotshi did.
Suddenly teruhotshi turns to me and giggles, "gosh you're so hot, jakey wakey~~~"
Oh yeah. She's alive again. UGHHH!!!!!🙄🙄🙄
I pull out my 15ft mirror from my bad boy backpack so I can look at myself. Looking at my hot, sexy bod🥵🥵😮💨😮💨😫😫 calms my rage. This is the backpack btw:
I look at myself in the mirror and growl, "oh yeah~ who's sexy? You're sexy bbg~ grr~🥵🫦🫦😩😩" I caress my rock hard 42pack.
Before I can finish embracing my hotness, I get cut off by, "Eff you teruwhoreshi, HIS ABBS ARE MINE BITCH!!" Orgasm yells, "IMA RAIL HIM TONIGHT!!"
Wait...she's going to rail me...IM GONNA RAIL HER! IM THE ALPHA IM THE LEADER IM THE ONE WHO RAILS NOT HER!!! THAT MAKES ME SOUND LIKE A WEAK BETA BAKA!!!😖😖😖😡😡😡🐯🐯🐯🐺🐺🐺🐺
My red orbs turn black with a flame in them and I go feral. HOW DARE SHE INSULT ME LIKE THAT!!
"AHHHHSBDJFBFJEBEIFHSIDBQKSBALXNEUHWIXHAISHSIAHAJAAAA" I let out my demon screech and jump Orgasm.
Ears sprout out of my black hay strands like they did before in the library. THE AUDACITY THIS ROACH HAS TO SAY SUCH THINGS!!! TO SPEAK DOWN ON ME LIKE THAT!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!
"FUCK YOU BITCH!" I tackle her and grab her by the throat, even though we're still in class, "IM GONNA RAIL YOU! NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND, YOU SLUT! I AINT A BOTTOM!!!!!"
Suddenly someone grabs my arms with petite hands and shouts, "s-s-s-s-stop j-j-Jakeypooalpha69! T-th-th-this is-is-isn-isn't...y-y-you!!!"
My orbs widen. "Y-Y/n?!"
My orbs go back to deep red and my ears go down.
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The Life of JakeyPooAlpha69 •it's satire I swear•
HumorJake just isn't like the other boys... he's an alpha wolf OWWUUUUHHHHHHHHHH Inspired by a y/n book I can't remember the title of this is rated mature because of swearing and sexual stuff... no detailed sexual stuff though Istg this is satire!